so I didn't get any breakfast this morning. naturally by 9 my stomach is rumbling and I need something to hold me until lunch. so, I shimmy on over to the vending machines next door. I need something filling... something filling... ruffled chips are filling, right?
so I punch in "B2"
eee-eee-eee the bag stops.
*twitch* I put in another 75 cents, and punch in B2 again, this time
eee-eee-eee both bags drop down.
I grab both and try to hide one so people don't think I'm a pig. I shimmy on back to my desk and sit down. I throw one bag of chips into my backpack for tomorrow and open up the other. I start typing and munching, typin and munchin typin and munchin... say, these chips are stale... the date is ok.... type type type type... yep pretty stale... I wonder if could get a refund... type type type... yep sta-OHCRAPONAFUCKINGMOLDLYCRUSTTHESECHIPSARESWARMINGWITHDEADANTS!!!!
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...yee-uup.
...pretty stale.
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So where's the pink panther?grabmygoblin wrote:OHCRAPONAFUCKINGMOLDLCRUSTTHESECHIPSARESWARMINGWITHDEADANTS!!!!
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...pretty stale.
dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant deadANT!
... sorry, that's a really crummy joke.
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Both bags or just the one?
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Hey, it could have been a live mouse. Or a dead mouse. Or a mummified mouse. Or half a mouse...
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we keep getting dead mice in our vending machine. Someone keeps laying out poison and they like to curl up in the vending machine to die. My co-worker told me that before I started working here, one decided to die in his printer (which is now my printer) and he discovered it because it wouldn't print and he thought it was out of ink and he lifted the top to get the ink cartriges and there was a dead mouse caught in the track.
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Little Girl- Daddy where do mice go when they die?
Daddy- Well, little girl, when mice die they go to vending machines.
Little Girl- What about ants?
Daddy- You are an inquisitive little girl, little girl. When ants die they go to GMG's chip bags.
Little Girl- Wow, how did you get to be so smart!
Daddy- Can you keep a secret, little girl?
Little Girl- Sure.
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Little Girl- The KeenSpace Forums?
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Daddy- Well, little girl, when mice die they go to vending machines.
Little Girl- What about ants?
Daddy- You are an inquisitive little girl, little girl. When ants die they go to GMG's chip bags.
Little Girl- Wow, how did you get to be so smart!
Daddy- Can you keep a secret, little girl?
Little Girl- Sure.
Daddy- Everything I know about the afterlife I learned at the KeenSpace Forums.
Little Girl- The KeenSpace Forums?
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Skylark_King wrote:Little Girl- Daddy where do mice go when they die?
Daddy- Well, little girl, when mice die they go to vending machines.
Little Girl- What about ants?
Daddy- You are an inquisitive little girl, little girl. When ants die they go to GMG's chip bags.
Little Girl- Wow, how did you get to be so smart!
Daddy- Can you keep a secret, little girl?
Little Girl- Sure.
Daddy- Everything I know about the afterlife I learned at the KeenSpace Forums.
Little Girl- The KeenSpace Forums?
Daddy- That's right. (Daddy looks into camera) KeenSpace Forums: Learn Stuff Here!
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Sounds like a trailer for: Dead Ants 2: Rigamortous Revenge!!grabmygoblin wrote:haven't opened the other bag yet. it's just sitting there. waiting.Skylark_King wrote:Both bags or just the one?
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For the ants?fadedflame wrote:Heh.....
If it were anything but ants I'd laugh. Ants are spooky. But I think you can get a refund on them at least
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rkolter wrote:For the ants?fadedflame wrote:Heh.....
If it were anything but ants I'd laugh. Ants are spooky. But I think you can get a refund on them at least
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No, I don't think they give refunds on ant souls, however, technically they could sue the potato chip company for millions, or at least get a refund on the bag of chips.
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How did the ants get in there anyway?
Those bags are auto-filled by a machine. To get that many ants in one bag would mean that there had to be a bajillion ants in the machine.
What was the name brand of those chips........? I never want to eat them again.
Those bags are auto-filled by a machine. To get that many ants in one bag would mean that there had to be a bajillion ants in the machine.
What was the name brand of those chips........? I never want to eat them again.
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i doubt there were ants in the machinerkolter wrote:How did the ants get in there anyway?
Those bags are auto-filled by a machine. To get that many ants in one bag would mean that there had to be a bajillion ants in the machine.
It's more likely that the ants got in the bag once it was closed and stored in some room waiting to be shipped. A little hole in the bag is more than enough for them to get in, and then they died during trasportation.
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