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[VileTerror]

* fires Darky's old crew using conventional rocket technology *

I hope they don't expect severance pay.

* cracks open a black market phone directory and searches through it *

Hmm, let's try this one . . . *punches in phone number*

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Hello. I'd like to order a crew, please.
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Delivery.
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Um, hold on a second please. *places hand over receiver* Where do you want them sent?

[Dark Knight ez]

i be needin' them on this ship o mine, YAR!
and make it snappy, this deck needs swabbin', and me cabin boy can only do this much swabbin'... HAR HAR!

[ZOMBIE USER 17021]

You shouldn't do that to the poor girl! She's grow up with issues about her sexuality.

* removes hand from receiver *
Do you deliver on the sea?
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No, not "overseas", "on the sea".
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Yes, as in "on a ship".
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Good. Send them to Captain Mutineer's vessel, docked a-
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"Captain Mutineer".
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M - U - T - I - N - E - E - R
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*sighs* N - E - E - R
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Ya, that's right.
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Docked at yard 3 - 4 - 3, Newchester.
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Newchester.
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*whispers* For fuck's sake! */whisper* N! - E! - W! - C! - H! - E! - S! - T! - E! - R!
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Ya, that's right.
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One crew, comprised of thirty grunts . . .
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. . . thirty cabin boys . . .
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No cabin boys? Hold on again. *places hand over receiver* They have no cabin boys. Is that alright?

[Ron, the mad one]

hehe... ignoring your booty....

[Queen Rachel]

hey, they could end up writing a story....

[ZOMBIE USER 17021]

<small><b>Quiet! I'm on the freakin' phone here!</b></small>

[Queen Rachel]

*whispers* sorry....


*hides*

[Dark Knight ez]

no cabin boys? ask them if they got the *special* cabin boys... and mention me name again.
them land lubbers should know what you're talking 'bout. YAR.
oh, and tell them to get me some mugs too.

*grumbles*
somebody mugged me mugs.
KEELHAUL THE SCURVY SEA DOG WHO MUGGED ME MUGS!

[ZOMBIE USER 17345]

* removes hand from receiver *
Captain Mu- er, Dark Knight ez told me to mention <i>special</i> cabin boys.
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Really? Alright, thirty of those.
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Twelve cannon operators . . .
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. . . twelve deck swabbers . . .
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. . . five crow's nesters . . .
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. . . one first mate . . .
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. . . a parrot or monkey, which ever is cheaper . . .
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. . . *whispers into receiver* and a carnivorous gnome. */whisper* That will be all.
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Yes, that's correct. How much does that come to?
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Right, and how long?
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Great! Thank you.
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* hangs up phone *

Your new crew will be aboard your ship by dusk.

[Queen Rachel]

whoo, off the phone! party time now! celebrate the arrival of the new crew!

[Dark Knight ez]

rachel? rachel's one of me new special cabin boy? ARRRGGHHH !!!
them land lubbers played a dirty trick on me, YAR!

erm... you forgot to order new mugs, didn't ya?

[Queen Rachel]

no no... i'm not a cabin boy.. i'm the... um.. cook. yep. i'm the cook

*makes pies*

[ZOMBIE USER 17021]

Good cover. Let's hope he doesn't start enquiring about your "floatation devices".

[Queen Rachel]

my..... what?

[ZOMBIE USER 17345]

Darky knows what I'm talking about. Ask him.

[Queen Rachel]

i have an idea, but i really don't wanna ask if i'm right 0_o


is it just me that has the dirty mind?

[ZOMBIE USER 17345]

No. Your mind is a lot cleaner than most.

[Queen Rachel]

well now that youknow what i'm talking about.

am i right?

[TheGoobla]

Im noticing a serious lack of music links in these replies...

[ZOMBIE USER 17345]

As am I. Pity about that, yes?