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Postby VileTerror on Tue Jan 13, 2004 1:58 am

* fires Darky's old crew using conventional rocket technology *

I hope they don't expect severance pay.

* cracks open a black market phone directory and searches through it *

Hmm, let's try this one . . . *punches in phone number*

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Hello. I'd like to order a crew, please.
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Delivery.
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Um, hold on a second please. *places hand over receiver* Where do you want them sent?
Odd that "Skype" isn't one of the options in the profile. Granted, MSN is now defunct and Skype its replacement . . .
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Postby Dark Knight ez on Wed Jan 14, 2004 1:29 pm

i be needin' them on this ship o mine, YAR!
and make it snappy, this deck needs swabbin', and me cabin boy can only do this much swabbin'... HAR HAR!
MUTINY. did you read that word just now?
yes? good, good. you'll be reading that a lot from now on.
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* look of shock and horror *

Postby ZOMBIE USER 17021 on Wed Jan 14, 2004 11:35 pm

You shouldn't do that to the poor girl! She's grow up with issues about her sexuality.

* removes hand from receiver *
Do you deliver on the sea?
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No, not "overseas", "on the sea".
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Yes, as in "on a ship".
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Good. Send them to Captain Mutineer's vessel, docked a-
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"Captain Mutineer".
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M - U - T - I - N - E - E - R
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*sighs* N - E - E - R
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Ya, that's right.
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Docked at yard 3 - 4 - 3, Newchester.
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Newchester.
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*whispers* For fuck's sake! */whisper* N! - E! - W! - C! - H! - E! - S! - T! - E! - R!
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Ya, that's right.
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One crew, comprised of thirty grunts . . .
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. . . thirty cabin boys . . .
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No cabin boys? Hold on again. *places hand over receiver* They have no cabin boys. Is that alright?
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Postby Ron, the mad one on Thu Jan 15, 2004 1:19 pm

hehe... ignoring your booty....
Arshatpay Ahmjay, haiay Asclamtbay! raay myaay asclamtbay allpay abay.
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Postby Queen Rachel on Thu Jan 15, 2004 1:36 pm

hey, they could end up writing a story....
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SHHH!

Postby ZOMBIE USER 17021 on Thu Jan 15, 2004 1:48 pm

<small><b>Quiet! I'm on the freakin' phone here!</b></small>
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Postby Queen Rachel on Thu Jan 15, 2004 2:00 pm

*whispers* sorry....


*hides*
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Postby Dark Knight ez on Fri Jan 16, 2004 8:28 am

no cabin boys? ask them if they got the *special* cabin boys... and mention me name again.
them land lubbers should know what you're talking 'bout. YAR.
oh, and tell them to get me some mugs too.

*grumbles*
somebody mugged me mugs.
KEELHAUL THE SCURVY SEA DOG WHO MUGGED ME MUGS!
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Um . . . right. Gotcha.

Postby ZOMBIE USER 17345 on Fri Jan 16, 2004 8:44 am

* removes hand from receiver *
Captain Mu- er, Dark Knight ez told me to mention <i>special</i> cabin boys.
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Really? Alright, thirty of those.
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Twelve cannon operators . . .
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. . . twelve deck swabbers . . .
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. . . five crow's nesters . . .
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. . . one first mate . . .
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. . . a parrot or monkey, which ever is cheaper . . .
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. . . *whispers into receiver* and a carnivorous gnome. */whisper* That will be all.
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Yes, that's correct. How much does that come to?
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Right, and how long?
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Great! Thank you.
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* hangs up phone *

Your new crew will be aboard your ship by dusk.
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Postby Queen Rachel on Sat Jan 17, 2004 12:16 am

whoo, off the phone! party time now! celebrate the arrival of the new crew!
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Postby Dark Knight ez on Sat Jan 17, 2004 5:32 am

rachel? rachel's one of me new special cabin boy? ARRRGGHHH !!!
them land lubbers played a dirty trick on me, YAR!

erm... you forgot to order new mugs, didn't ya?
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Postby Queen Rachel on Sun Jan 18, 2004 11:24 am

no no... i'm not a cabin boy.. i'm the... um.. cook. yep. i'm the cook

*makes pies*
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Heh.

Postby ZOMBIE USER 17021 on Tue Jan 20, 2004 10:05 pm

Good cover. Let's hope he doesn't start enquiring about your "floatation devices".
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Postby Queen Rachel on Wed Jan 21, 2004 2:14 pm

my..... what?
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Heh.

Postby ZOMBIE USER 17345 on Wed Jan 21, 2004 4:35 pm

Darky knows what I'm talking about. Ask him.
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Postby Queen Rachel on Wed Jan 21, 2004 8:56 pm

i have an idea, but i really don't wanna ask if i'm right 0_o


is it just me that has the dirty mind?
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HA!

Postby ZOMBIE USER 17345 on Wed Jan 21, 2004 8:57 pm

No. Your mind is a lot cleaner than most.
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Postby Queen Rachel on Wed Jan 21, 2004 9:01 pm

well now that youknow what i'm talking about.

am i right?
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Postby TheGoobla on Thu Jan 22, 2004 11:49 am

Im noticing a serious lack of music links in these replies...
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Yes.

Postby ZOMBIE USER 17345 on Thu Jan 22, 2004 12:17 pm

As am I. Pity about that, yes?
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