* fires Darky's old crew using conventional rocket technology *
I hope they don't expect severance pay.
* cracks open a black market phone directory and searches through it *
Hmm, let's try this one . . . *punches in phone number*
Hello. I'd like to order a crew, please.
Um, hold on a second please. *places hand over receiver* Where do you want them sent?
Odd that "Skype" isn't one of the options in the profile. Granted, MSN is now defunct and Skype its replacement . . .