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Kirb · Post by **Kirb** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 7:57 pm

Sortelli wrote:Something is afoot!

MariaAndMichelle · Post by **MariaAndMichelle** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:56 pm

We were just watching Monty Python today... coincidence? We think so.

Also, brockway wrote:Minister of Internal Affairs... or shoot for yuri... Hmm... I'll think about it, gotta go to work. Also, I'd like to congratulate Maria and Michelle on their victory. They are the masters of shonen-ai, after all.

Why, thankee, brockway (and Mr.Bob, too, of course)!

Speaking of which, there's something fun in the works... 8) 8)

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:56 pm

While being born in 85 brings me some benefits.... I have no idea where I was going with that.

BrownEyedCat · Post by **BrownEyedCat** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:07 pm

Damnit! I'm an '84 . . . what does this new government do for me?

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:13 pm

Damnit, I stop hanging around General Discussion for a few days and all of this happens?

Mr.Bob wrote:So much that legislation has just been passed decreeing that everyone born in 1985 be bereft of taxation and given a castle and a top hat each, as well as a much coveted "No-work" tag when the time for human enslavement arrives.

According to the Chinese system of age, then I began life on October 31, 1985. Huah!

Oh, and dibs on Minister of Living-Deadage.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:21 pm

BrownEyedCat wrote:Damnit! I'm an '84 . . . what does this new government do for me?

Nothing until you start buying some fake birth certificates from me!

. . . I gotta stay in top hats and cigars somehow.

BrownEyedCat · Post by **BrownEyedCat** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:23 pm

Sortelli wrote:
BrownEyedCat wrote:Damnit! I'm an '84 . . . what does this new government do for me?
Nothing until you start buying some fake birth certificates from me!

. . . I gotta stay in top hats and cigars somehow.

What has the world come to when a 20 year old purchases fake ID to be one year younger?

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:25 pm

BrownEyedCat wrote:
Sortelli wrote:
BrownEyedCat wrote:Damnit! I'm an '84 . . . what does this new government do for me?
Nothing until you start buying some fake birth certificates from me!

. . . I gotta stay in top hats and cigars somehow.
What has the world come to when a 20 year old purchases fake ID to be one year younger?

That's a rhetorical question, right? Because Bob won the election and the only way alla y'all are getting out of slave labor is to buy my forgeries.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:36 pm

Dammit. Lost out to angel/devil jailbait again.

Well, give me whatever's left. Minister of Internal affairs? I'll take it. (And hey, my next storyline comic is going to be called "Internal Affairs". Coincidence? I think not.)

BrownEyedCat · Post by **BrownEyedCat** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:42 pm

Sortelli wrote: That's a rhetorical question, right? Because Bob won the election and the only way alla y'all are getting out of slave labor is to buy my forgeries.

I just wanted to point out the irony - an '83 ID would get me access to booze.

Kirb · Post by **Kirb** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:44 pm

*Secretly hopes that nobody realizes that Minister of 85 was born in '87*

Leko · Post by **Leko** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:45 pm

BrownEyedCat wrote:
Sortelli wrote: That's a rhetorical question, right? Because Bob won the election and the only way alla y'all are getting out of slave labor is to buy my forgeries.
I just wanted to point out the irony - an '83 ID would get me access to booze.

Or you could join the rebellion, steal all the booze you wanted, and hang out with the cool kids.

Bob promises booze, but we all know he'll never deliver. Not until you've signed fortysix forms in triplicate first, anyway. Why bother with the paperwork when you can just break into the liquor stores, beat up a few guards, and run?

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:46 pm

BrownEyedCat wrote:
Sortelli wrote: That's a rhetorical question, right? Because Bob won the election and the only way alla y'all are getting out of slave labor is to buy my forgeries.
I just wanted to point out the irony - an '83 ID would get me access to booze.

Yeah, well, we can all thank the people who voted for Mr. Bob for that.

and let's all just forget that I didn't vote, 'kay?

Leko · Post by **Leko** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:53 pm

Sortelli wrote:
BrownEyedCat wrote:
Sortelli wrote: That's a rhetorical question, right? Because Bob won the election and the only way alla y'all are getting out of slave labor is to buy my forgeries.
I just wanted to point out the irony - an '83 ID would get me access to booze.
Yeah, well, we can all thank the people who voted for Mr. Bob for that.

and let's all just forget that I didn't vote, 'kay?

Actually, the guy you're looking for to thank is Kirb.

*glares at Mr. 85*

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:58 pm

He's got the Monty Python foot and he knows how to use it!

Kirb · Post by **Kirb** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:59 pm

Leko wrote: Actually, the guy you're looking for to thank is Kirb.

*glares at Mr. 85*

You have nothing on me!

Sortelli wrote:He's got the Monty Python foot and he knows how to use it!

*Aims the foot threateningly at Leko*

Leko · Post by **Leko** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:21 pm

Kirb wrote:
Leko wrote: Actually, the guy you're looking for to thank is Kirb.

*glares at Mr. 85*
You have nothing on me!

Sortelli wrote:He's got the Monty Python foot and he knows how to use it!
*Aims the foot threateningly at Leko*

*arms plasma cannon* Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine!

Also, Pyro gave me nifty teleportation matrix powers. HAH!

Kirb · Post by **Kirb** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:24 pm

Yes, but remember:

Monty Python Foot > Plasma

It is omnipresent, the foot. And to be eternally feared.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:29 pm

You know, I gotta go with Kirb on that. The foot from the sky is the bane of all things, especially those with great powers. That's the comedy.

Cat42 · Post by **Cat42** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:32 pm

Leko wrote:Bob promises booze, but we all know he'll never deliver. Not until you've signed fortysix forms in triplicate first, anyway. Why bother with the paperwork when you can just break into the liquor stores, beat up a few guards, and run?

Excuse me, I am in charge of Booze distribution, and I asure you that it is readily available, plentiful and cheap. Also, untaxed as it is considered a household necessesity. A month of booze is cheap too, as demonstrated by the anouncement for my S.O.M.A. program.

And wait 'til you see the free (and mandatory) television sets I'm having my researchers cook up as a gift for all loyal subjects of President Bob.

Edit===
I know I'm gonna lose this soon, but this title kicks so much ass that it just deserves... stuff

I am now Sergeant in The Stickman Army, very appropriate for me I think...

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