
The Muffin King still lives
The Muffin King still lives
After about a year and a half under the florescent lights the Muffin King is now petrified. Fortunately he doesn't stink.


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Hail to the King, baby!
It looks like the legs and feet didn't survive, though. I'm guessing they would have gotten disgustingly sticky before a year was up.
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Re: Hail to the King, baby!
Sparafucile wrote:It looks like the legs and feet didn't survive, though. I'm guessing they would have gotten disgustingly sticky before a year was up.
The feet went almost immediately. It
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What the....
Is there a picture of the Muffin King before he lost his arms and legs?
I'm also curious as to who the maker of the Muffin King is.
I'm also curious as to who the maker of the Muffin King is.
Re: What the....
Sanood wrote:Is there a picture of the Muffin King before he lost his arms and legs?
I'm also curious as to who the maker of the Muffin King is.
The telling of the tale shall how begin.
The Muffin King once lived in the land of gray ooze. (Also know as Marks brain)
His ambitions were high so he transitioned to paper and eventually climbed the corporeal ladder to internet media. After a few followers pledged fealty to him he became arrogant. He convinced a few of his devoted to perform the demonic ceremony to transmigrate him to the real world. Much to his folly his moist Muffin body quickly became petrified from the horrors that are "Target Corporation". Now he stands as a warning to all of the creatures in Marks brain.
So ends the telling.
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old pic
Mark,
Do you still have the original picture around? I looked around the archive and I couldn
Do you still have the original picture around? I looked around the archive and I couldn
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Re: old pic
[quote="galen0624"]Do you still have the original picture around? I looked around the archive and I couldn
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What a nice little shrine.
The original Muffin King picture was linked to in the rant for November 10, 2003.
Heh, I believe Mark was talking to me about that particular comic last night...
[Edit] I guess I could have just directly linked to the image.[/Edit]
Heh, I believe Mark was talking to me about that particular comic last night...
[Edit] I guess I could have just directly linked to the image.[/Edit]
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Re: What a nice little shrine.
Heh, I believe Mark was talking to me about that particular comic last night...Sparafucile wrote:The original Muffin King picture was linked to in the rant for November 10, 2003.
Huh. Well, that makes my task of searching for that comic that much easier.
The large container pictured in the fifth frame of that strip is also in the second panel of #425, but empty. There's no reason anyone should be expected to make that connection or that the pervious contents of that container was obviously "Carrot Top's " head. This puts the timeline for how far back I can "prove" having planned for this monster, more or less, to November 2003.
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So very wrong.
The Muffin King with a ball gag? So wrong. That is so wrong.
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Re: So very wrong.
But it feels so right.Sparafucile wrote:The Muffin King with a ball gag? So wrong. That is so wrong.
No... no, it feels pretty wrong, too.
more... more better
now we just need drag queen muffin.entrophy wrote:But it feels so right.Sparafucile wrote:The Muffin King with a ball gag? So wrong. That is so wrong.
No... no, it feels pretty wrong, too.
::hehehehehe::
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oh.... god.....entrophy wrote:nothingspecial wrote:THANK YOU MARK! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?
Y'know, I was thinking more of a "Church Lady" SNL reference, but I think we got a better peek into the mind of the cartoonist this way...
...whether we wanted it or not.
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Re: more... more better
... The Muffin Queen. Spooky.pzambert wrote:now we just need drag queen muffin.
...Maybe later
