The Scariest Ex...

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:02 am

So wait what does it mean if we say "let's have sex"?

YarpsDat · Post by **YarpsDat** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:04 am

KittyKatBlack wrote:I find it funny that in the glossery for men most likely you'd find this:

"Let's have sex = My friends dared me to do this."

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:34 am

KittyKatBlack wrote:...well that and we don't have the inate urge to dominate everything that breathes...

They do... they just go about it in another less visible way. And what about dominatrices? They like to dominate stuff...

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:39 pm

Oh, yeah? Well, if you don't wanna dominate, why do you jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle... your... ears so much?

Leujin · Post by **Leujin** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 2:20 pm

That's a very nice shirt = why the hell haven't we had sex yet?

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 4:42 pm

brockway wrote:
KittyKatBlack wrote:...well that and we don't have the inate urge to dominate everything that breathes...
They do... they just go about it in another less visible way. And what about dominatrices? They like to dominate stuff...

You don't see West Point filled to the brim with womenfolk, do ya? Dominatrices? Sure, they dominate.... men who seek them out because they get off on being dominated.....

Treble · Post by **Treble** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:38 pm

OK, 1st On Topic post in about 3 days:
Back in the 1990's, My (soon-to-be) ex admitted to having an affair by telling me she had gone to get an HIV test. Then wouldn't tell me the result.
She went from being a pita to *real* scary with that one simple sentence.
Luckily, we were both in the clear....but my heart stilll pounds fast thinking about it.
Other ex-relationship weirdness: Was going to a week-end seminar (years ago) on emotions, relationships, etc. One of the other men in the seminar offered to go with me (walking across the street) to dinner afterward. We went, had food, a coupla beers, shot some pool, etc. Then he does it again the next night. And several more times in the following weeks. Now, we had been friendly during the seminar, which was for me about coming out of my shell (it worked, I'm typing this now, right?

). Not being particularly social, I didn't know how/how much "socializing" normal people did like this.
About a year later, I suddenly put these facts together: Him calling me. Him at seminar cuz he's gay and coming out of the closet and having to deal with his family. Him calling me....
Hey! He was hitting on me!

I never even clicked on this until a year had passed.
I guess I'm not a homophobe. Or I've very unobservant one.

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:11 pm

mcDuffies wrote:Oh, yeah? Well, if you don't wanna dominate, why do you jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle... your... ears so much?

I said we don't like to dominate. Watching you guys squirm is a much more enjoyable past time...

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 11:05 am

KittyKatBlack wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:Oh, yeah? Well, if you don't wanna dominate, why do you jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle... your... ears so much?
I said we don't like to dominate. Watching you guys squirm is a much more enjoyable past time...

Hehe. Remember "70ies show", Kitty? Wasn't it, Kitty, good show, Kitty, too bad, Kitty, it's not on air, Kitty, right now, Kitty, right, Kitty?

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 11:12 am

You're staring to get really creepy, Duffies...

And I hated 'That 70's Show' It wasn't funny. It was just stupid.

Jeffy · Post by **Jeffy** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 11:33 am

KittyKatBlack wrote:You're staring to get really creepy, Duffies...

And I hated 'That 70's Show' It wasn't funny. It was just stupid.

Incorrect, That 70's Show IS hilarious

Sippan · Post by **Sippan** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 11:35 am

That 70s show...hmm. Leo is awesome, but Hyde is so terribly boring that he drags down the rest of the show...

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 11:41 am

KittyKatBlack wrote:You're staring to get really creepy, Duffies...

And I hated 'That 70's Show' It wasn't funny. It was just stupid.

Well, I sould creepy because you probably haven't watched that episode and don't know what I'm talking about. Otherwise I'd just sound dorky/perverted.

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 11:43 am

Oh, ok. Yeah. I only watched the show once. What I saw was incredibly stupid, so I never watched it again.

Matt Lim · Post by **Matt Lim** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 5:12 pm

In my relationship, no one wear the pants!

Meaning we decide on things together you sick fucks!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 6:43 pm

Matt Lim wrote:In my relationship, no one wear the pants!

Meaning we decide on things together you sick fucks!

Oh, I get it. So you still didn't decide who's gonna wear the pants yet!

Well, buy another pair!

Matt Lim · Post by **Matt Lim** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 1:36 pm

Nah, we'll just wear the same pair.

At different times you sick fucks!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:42 pm

Matt Lim wrote:Nah, we'll just wear the same pair. [/color]

You must be both very thin.
Who's in front?

Fi13r · Post by **Fi13r** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 1:15 am

mcDuffies wrote:
Matt Lim wrote:Nah, we'll just wear the same pair. [/color]
You must be both very thin.
Who's in front?

No, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

Matt Lim · Post by **Matt Lim** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 1:31 pm

mcDuffies is on home base

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