This forum once was new and fair
full of life and fun and hair
raising schemes that brightened an Okk filled Friday.
But now our dear old forum is bleak and grey
for my friends, it has officially kicked the bucket,
and there once was a man from nantucket,
who... but anyway the time has come,
to hang our heads and raise our rum,
(that is, if you drink rum, I don't.) and forgoe this to place our stake
in retiring to the post-funeral wake!