Funeral

[LordAkis]

I'd like to hold a funeral for this forum. It is officially dead. People only visit it to bring flowers every once in a while. We should hold a wake. COME ON PEOPLE, LIVEN THIS PLACE UP A LITTLE.

[Shurt Gurl Hez]

Akis, I think that you should give the eulogy for the funeral. You knew the forum best, it seems only fitting.

[LordAkis]

This forum once was new and fair
full of life and fun and hair

raising schemes that brightened an Okk filled Friday.
But now our dear old forum is bleak and grey

for my friends, it has officially kicked the bucket,
and there once was a man from nantucket,

who... but anyway the time has come,
to hang our heads and raise our rum,

(that is, if you drink rum, I don't.) and forgoe this to place our stake
in retiring to the post-funeral wake!

Party! *snort*

[Squire Kelsey]

Salutations,

If the forum is dead.........I LOOT IT'S CORPSE!!!! My hirelings are helping me, so I get a +2 on my loot skill. Loot, Loot, Loot!!!!

-Squire Kelsey

[Okk]

Hey! No swearing!