Hate, horror, gunfighting, bloodbaths, explosion, destruction, shame, death... It could be a civil war on an African country, but it's taking place in the Sacred Land, or as they named it, PALESTINA. And why they're doing it? Because of a piece of land? I know, it's THE land, but everything started zillion years ago! They don't even remember who casted the first stone! Friends, we must do something. We gave them a chance, they blewed it, now it's time to teach them a lesson.
Wait a minute, wait a minute! Are you telling us to punish them by, I hope I'm wrong, hurting or killing some of them?
Well, I wouldn't say it. We're not just going to hurt or kill some of them. We're going to hurt and kill all of them.
WHAT? YOU'RE INSANE! YOU MUST BE JOKING!
No, I'm not insane, joking or anything else. Just talking seriously. We let them running loose too much. We saw what happen when we did it. But now, my friends, we must punish them. If we don't, there won't be anyone to punish or learn any lesson.
No, please, wait. Give them another chance. I know that with time...
Don't you come with this cheap talking again!
You said that last time, and look! Afeganistans attacking USA! And what happened after that? They're even more crazy than before! They look like Tom Green, but 2000 times worst. Want to risk again?
........ Okay, you win.
Look, don't take me wrong. I don't like it either, but we saw what they can do. They're very easely impressionable. Not by us, but by their similars, who wants to have their 5 minutes of fame. It's time for them not try to take our words and messed them up!
Fine. You will take care of everything...
Excuse me, sir.
May I follow him on this task?
Because where he's heading to should be under my sight. But I've failed. Now, I must do something do pay my debts.
First of all, don't be so hard on yourself; second of all, I started it, and if someone do it with me, this person will take the blame with me, and I don't want that.
Don't be like that. You could use some help. Besides, both of you should look after that place, so, as a punishment, you'll take him there and do wathever you like.
Okay. We have your blessing?
Yes. Now, go before I am sorry for doing it.
WHAT THE? WHO'S THERE?
LOOK! IN THE SKY! IT'S...IT'S...
IT CAN'T BE!
You have failed! We gave this land for you all to live in piece and harmony, but you've failed! Now, you'll have the proper punishment.
NO! PLEASE! WE'LL TRY HARDER! WE PROM...
AAAAAAHHHHHH! HELP! PLEASE, NO! LEMME PASS! GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!
"John Flaherty here. I'll describe what happens now: a big ol' lightning cames down from the sky, exploding everything under it. It has 400 milles wide, and right after it hitted the ground, it spreads like a big ol' tsunami, destroying and killing anything that it's on its way. Right before it gets to the county line, it makes a sudden turn to the sky and involves all the area, and goes back to the sky with its range covering all the piece of land knowed as Palestina."
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
WELL, LET'S GET STARTED. Y'ALL KNOW HOW THOSE UN PEOPLE GETS WHEN WE DON'T DO WHAT THEY WANT.
WHAT WE SHOULD DO, ANYWAYS?
PROCLAIMS THIS LAND AS UN TERRITORY.
COME ON, NOW. LET'S ENTER THIS PL...
I'M...cough...I'LL BE OK...
YOU WERE LAUNCHED 40 FEET AWAY FROM THERE.
IT'S PROTECTED BY SOMETHING. WE MUST REPORT THIS TO... WHAT IS THAT?
IT'S A WOODEN PLATE! THERE'S NOTHING WRITTEN ON IT. WAIT!
words being wrote on the plate: 'SACRED LAND. NO HUMANS ALLOWED!'
WHAT IS THIS CRAP?
I DON'T KNOW, AND I DON'T WANNA FIND OUT.
ME NEITHER. LET'S GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!
hehehe... It's working.
It sure is. Just look at it, there are plants, running water, wild animals... now that's what I called 'sacred land'. I hate to admit, but you were right, Jesus.
Maybe I was, Al