HAHAHAAA!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:37 pm

WHEEEE! DEATH IS FUN!!!

Isn't it great to have a brain dead freak as your leader? If this goes through we give a "use your nukes free card" to the rest of the world... thanks Bush, we are so fudged!

Enemy spies will try to liquidate the prez and his crew with pretzels... the fiends!

I know the link seems questionable, but it's true... yippy?

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Vazagi · Post by **Vazagi** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:46 pm

If it's true then you can be sure that they will write about it here. Just glad i live in good old fucked up Denmark. Even though the politicians are all idiots, at least they don't have access to nukes. Unless of course all the windmills are camouflaged missiles, something i have suspected for quite some time...

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:49 pm

I much prefer it be false and have me pass off as a fool myself... but I think that will make the front page of the moron site for sure within a day or so.

Vazagi · Post by **Vazagi** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:52 pm

Considering that the original source is CNN i think that we can assume that its true...

El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:52 pm

Good old Sweden has no nukes either, but we have given more money than any other country (I think) to Afghanistan to build a better health care and education system, so I guess we will be one of the axis of evil soon. But that means no more Absolut, and no more IKEA, Volvo and Saab might be owned by Americans but we still inspire Swedishness in the cars, and stuff... Don't mess with us or well whine till you die!

Vazagi · Post by **Vazagi** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 1:12 pm

If you start to whine, we will cut off your cheap alcohol supply by closing that god damm expensive bridge that almost no one uses

I mean, its only fair. The idiots closed the ship that went from f

JD · Post by JD » Tue Mar 12, 2002 5:25 pm

Curious George meets the happy Atom.
Yup, just when you thought the man couldn't do anything more stupid, there he goes...

Ever since he came to power, I have been happier living in Finland than ever before. I mean, I've always been quite satisfied with my country, but looking around these days, it seems I am living in some sort of utopia now.

Anyway, the braindead freak can't get voted in for a second term, not unless he keeps his little war going hot, which he obviously intends to. War always makes the Prez popular, it's a fact of life.

So, who out there thinks it just a little bit convenient, that British intelligence suddenly discovers traces of a US soldier still being held alive in Iraq, while the US is making preparations to have another Desert Storm? Funny how these coincidences seem to keep piling up like this.

Anyway, enough of world politics. That monkey will either get to blow us all to hell, or he won't. Until then: get pissed, have a laugh, get laid, plant a tree, rub jello onto yourself and run naked in the streets - whatever gets your rocks off, just live damnit, Live!.

The cop on the sidewalk - JD

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"The people of Iraq, they ain't my enemy
the Mesapotamians ain't done nothing to me
I hate this murdering, I hate this stinking war
I ain't gonna be George Bush's whore

You can't make me kill another man
You can't make me drop bombs on this land
You can't make me a part of all your killing
My free will just ain't willing"

-My free will just ain't willing; Mojo Nixon-

Yawgmoth · Post by **Yawgmoth** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 5:35 pm

Wheeeee =P

If this does happen maybe it will kill of a majority of people i hate.

or me

whatever =P I already know where i'm heading.

Krikkit · Post by **Krikkit** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 5:52 pm

All I pray for is that I'm within the Flash/Incinerate radius of the warhead that goes for Chicago.

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 6:04 pm

Tch... September 11 has become the President's personal force field, say anything bad about the prez or the way he runs things and you are a terrorist... jeez!

Let's just hope the American public tells this guy to get back in his box before something nasty happens. Damn! they already named a few countries they plan bombing with nukes!

WOW! that is gonna help public relations there! Remember that missile defense thing? well, now I know why he wanted it: He PLANS on using those nukes but he wants to cover his own ass with his flawed technology. I even read he plans on making miny nukes for Christ sake! even a mini nuke would be just as or more devastating than Hiroshima!

Ranting, I know... but I never liked that little popa's boy when he said he wanted to destroy a natural preserve to get some oil.

"Fuck the environment! I want mah fast cars and mah lighter fuel, we Texans killed off all our vegetation and we don't miss it a bit!" Okay, over exaggeration... but buddy just sets me off in the worst of ways! I bet you the only reason he wants to play with nukes is because he wants to regain what little manhood he had when he choked on that pretzel!

"Lookit my big nukes! you are not supposed to have any, but I am! hey! play fair!"

Having hard time to control frustration considering the idiot is the most powerful man in the world.

Ugh... I've got a headache..... Before 7/11 he was a bumbling idiot, now after the attacks he is the "Warrior President"... such a damn shame. The threat has been neutralized to an extent and the world has unified against terrorism, but yet with this last statement we lose! 5 months of hard work down the toilet in one day with about one hour of dialogue... humanity amazes me at every turn.

Russia... heh, they plan to bomb Russia who is now an ally and a democracy... an unstable one but still a democracy. Sigh, I will quite while I'm still ahead, sorry folks I just had to vent a little... all this is really frustrating.

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 6:07 pm

I'm terribly sorry, hope I have offended no one.

Krikkit · Post by **Krikkit** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 6:18 pm

Has anyone given thought to the idea that threats of using nukes may be scare tactics, to some end?
Really, really, dumb scare tactics.
But scare tactics nonetheless?

Really though, I think the American people as a whole(none of this half and half shit), apart from the idiots who just want to Nuke Eveything That Sucks, are saying "No, Mr. President."
The voice of the people does have some sway, believe it or not(and lets not have any of this "but the people really elected Gore" crap; no they didnt, the system we perpetuate elected Bush, so let's not stray down that path.)

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Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 6:36 pm

How many countries they named off would actualy not hesitate to use THEIR nukes?

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Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 7:13 pm

Aw screw it, this thread is giving off bad mojo...

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 7:23 pm

Foddercat · Post by **Foddercat** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 11:15 pm

I'm... disturbed. If those are scre tactics, he might scare some fool into attacking, possibly also with nukes. I don't mean to be a dick or anything, but I kinda LIKE to live, and if I gotta dies, I'd like to have at least some say in the matter. I used to think Bush was just loud... now he frightens me. I don't much like the idea of him deciding whether we all live or die.

Oh well... Life goes on, irony aside. Since I'm a mere Canadian, I can't do anything to stop Bush from being a prick, so I guess I'll do nothing...

Krikkit · Post by **Krikkit** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 11:27 pm

I'm kinda weird, in the sense that when it comes to governments, and yes, even this situation, when all signs point to UH-OH!, that everything you perceive as horrible is really not quite so. Somewhere deep within the issue, its not as bad as you make it out to be. Don't ask me how it applies to this...I just tend to think this way.
Don't think that this doesn't suck.
It does.
I just have an odd sense of stoic optimism, if such a thing can be said to exist; of course, I could be proven wrong in a terrific way, but we won't worry about that.
And I agree, this thread=heeby-jeebies. More non-sequiters please.

Whabang · Post by **Whabang** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 11:34 pm

On 2002-03-12 23:15, Foddercat wrote:
I'm... disturbed. If those are scre tactics, he might scare some fool into attacking, possibly also with nukes. I don't mean to be a dick or anything, but I kinda LIKE to live, and if I gotta dies, I'd like to have at least some say in the matter. I used to think Bush was just loud... now he frightens me. I don't much like the idea of him deciding whether we all live or die.

Oh well... Life goes on, irony aside. Since I'm a mere Canadian, I can't do anything to stop Bush from being a prick, so I guess I'll do nothing...

Yup!
Where's Al Gore when we need him???

Krikkit · Post by **Krikkit** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 11:43 pm

On 2002-03-12 23:34, whabang wrote:
Where's Al Gore when we need him???

Vazagi · Post by **Vazagi** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 11:45 pm

Ohhh, come on, be fair. America is probably the place with the most atomic weapons in the world, so you gotta give him some credit for wanting to share with the rest of the world