Keen Madness.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 2:26 am

It came in, eh?

My god, it's already too late.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 7:47 pm

Yeah, I got a few days ago. Now I'm ready to go lower the property value in Detroit tomorrow.

Like it can get any lower than it already is, really.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:44 am

Haven't the people of Detroit suffered enough.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 3:54 pm

not till the Dead Wings come home to roost

Laemkral · Post by **Laemkral** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:09 am

Yeahduff wrote:Haven't the people of Detroit suffered enough.

They live in Detroit. That should be punishment enough.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:10 am

TheSuburbanLetdown wrote:

ACK

IT'S ALIVE

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:13 am

CROSBY REGION — ROUND TWO
1 McDuffies vs 3 ~~Jim North~~ Laemkral

McDuffies wrote:You're saying that just to get under my skin aren't you?

Laemkral wrote:
MixedMyth wrote:
McDuffies wrote:I watched Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus and quite liked it.
Oo. I still need to see that! I'm hoping it'll be a little like Baron Munchhausen.
Damnit, I miss out on everything being in Germany. I really want to see that movie, but never hear when things come out.

The capacity arena came hoping to watch two mortal enemies shed blood, and instead were saddened by the news that Jim North is unable to compete tonight due to a tragic doombee accident.

After a moment to show respect for his fallen foe, the top-seeded McDuffies called out into the audience for a new challenger, the tragedy failing to quell his thirst for blood. After a good ten seconds of nervous muttering, Laemkral yelled out over the crowd, bravely accepting the challenge.

And not one second after stepping on the court does McDuffies thrust his fist through the foolish challenger's chest, removing his heart and slam dunking it through the hoop.

"This one's for you, Jim North," McDuffies said solemnly. "I'll join you in hell soon."

McDuffies 2
Laemkral 0

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:52 pm

I owe this victory to Legostar.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:34 pm

McDuffies wrote:I owe this victory to Legostar.

you're welcome.

Spaceprincess · Post by **Spaceprincess** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:40 am

that was rather anticlimactic...
it was set up to be this great battle and epic clash of legends. It could of been an epic struggle spanning page after astounding page of tremendous conflict. The very ether of the universe being torn to pieces in the wake of their violent, cosmic strife. we were ready for a battle between superman and darkseid but at the last minute darkseid was replaced by Mr. Mxyzptlk. Its as if standing out side the gates of Ilium Achilles calls out hector. But instead of a the legendary battle of antiquity out of the walled city of troy came Beetle Bailey and was utterly destroyed with out a struggle...
man what could have been...

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:01 pm

Way to drop the ball, North, ya dumbass.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:13 pm

What are you folks talking about? That was an epic victory! Like, thrice the size of "300"! Like "900"!

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:47 pm

Well, you're a top-seed going against some dude who didn't even make the tournament, so it's not quite that. But I do agree that if you're underwhelmed after witnessing some guy slam dunk his opponent's still-beating heart, you're just being picky.

Laemkral · Post by **Laemkral** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:18 am

Dr Legostar wrote:
McDuffies wrote:I owe this victory to Legostar.
you're welcome.

Thanks a lot, boss. Way to sell me out. The day you cut your benefits package is the day I quit.

Spaceprincess wrote:that was rather anticlimactic...
it was set up to be this great battle and epic clash of legends. It could of been an epic struggle spanning page after astounding page of tremendous conflict. The very ether of the universe being torn to pieces in the wake of their violent, cosmic strife. we were ready for a battle between superman and darkseid but at the last minute darkseid was replaced by Mr. Mxyzptlk. Its as if standing out side the gates of Ilium Achilles calls out hector. But instead of a the legendary battle of antiquity out of the walled city of troy came Beetle Bailey and was utterly destroyed with out a struggle...
man what could have been...

You just compared me to Beetle Bailey. On principle alone, I believe I need to track you down and beat you. Mr. Mxyzptlk, not that horrible a comparison. But Beetle Bailey?? I AM A PROFESSIONAL, DAMN IT!!

Yeahduff wrote:Well, you're a top-seed going against some dude who didn't even make the tournament, so it's not quite that. But I do agree that if you're underwhelmed after witnessing some guy slam dunk his opponent's still-beating heart, you're just being picky.

Yeah, you people are WELCOME. Also, fuck you Duff. I know this is about the Detroit comment, and I stand by it.

Bustertheclown · Post by **Bustertheclown** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:58 am

Laemkral wrote:
You just compared me to Beetle Bailey. On principle alone, I believe I need to track you down and beat you. Mr. Mxyzptlk, not that horrible a comparison. But Beetle Bailey?? I AM A PROFESSIONAL, DAMN IT!!

Don't knock Beetle Baily. He's been in the soldierin' business since before your parents were born.

Laemkral · Post by **Laemkral** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:28 am

Bustertheclown wrote:
Laemkral wrote:
You just compared me to Beetle Bailey. On principle alone, I believe I need to track you down and beat you. Mr. Mxyzptlk, not that horrible a comparison. But Beetle Bailey?? I AM A PROFESSIONAL, DAMN IT!!
Don't knock Beetle Baily. He's been in the soldierin' business since before your parents were born.

And yet, he's still a Private. He's been flagged for so long, his buddies from boot camp are retired Command Sergeant Majors.
Also, no. No he hasn't. Both my parents were born before he was.

Bustertheclown · Post by **Bustertheclown** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:18 pm

Laemkral wrote: Also, no. No he hasn't. Both my parents were born before he was.

That could prompt some "yo mama's so old" jokes. Unfortunately, I'm not that creative.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:20 pm

Bustertheclown wrote:
Laemkral wrote: Also, no. No he hasn't. Both my parents were born before he was.
That could prompt some "yo mama's so old" jokes. Unfortunately, I'm not that creative.

"Yo Mama's so old she was born before Beetle Bailey" ?

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:09 pm

Laemkral wrote: Yeah, you people are WELCOME. Also, fuck you Duff. I know this is about the Detroit comment, and I stand by it.

I'm expected to have remembered this conversation, aren't I?

In either case, don't blame me, it was McDuffies who decimated you by two points.

Laemkral wrote:
Bustertheclown wrote:
Laemkral wrote:
You just compared me to Beetle Bailey. On principle alone, I believe I need to track you down and beat you. Mr. Mxyzptlk, not that horrible a comparison. But Beetle Bailey?? I AM A PROFESSIONAL, DAMN IT!!
Don't knock Beetle Baily. He's been in the soldierin' business since before your parents were born.
And yet, he's still a Private. He's been flagged for so long, his buddies from boot camp are retired Command Sergeant Majors.

Dude, he's been hittin Ms. Buxley since 1971. You should be so lucky.

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