A twist on the normal Nigerian trust fund scam.
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A twist on the normal Nigerian trust fund scam.
I just thought this was interesting. I got this email today:
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Hello Dear
My name is Mrs. Elena Morris; I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you and the charity organization around your community. I am 62 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago immediately after the death of my husband who has left me everything he worked for and because the doctors told me I will not live longer than some weeks because of my health i decided to WILL/donate the sum of $5.700.000.00 to you.
Here is the Contact information of my Attorney below:
VAN DER JOEL ADVOCATEN
ANTWOORD 1070 AM PARNASSUSWEG BOULEVARD
AMSTERDAM NETHERLANDS
Email: luiqq@netscape.net
Barr: Van Der Joel Advocaten
and tell him that I have WILLED $5.700.000.00 to you I know I don't know you but I have been directed to do this.
Best Regards,
From Mrs. Elena Morris.
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Is it just me, or is this worse somehow, than the normal "I have found a trust fund that is fully funded and want to split it with you" type scam? I mean, really. Random rich lady in her 60's, dying from cancer?
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Hello Dear
My name is Mrs. Elena Morris; I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you and the charity organization around your community. I am 62 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago immediately after the death of my husband who has left me everything he worked for and because the doctors told me I will not live longer than some weeks because of my health i decided to WILL/donate the sum of $5.700.000.00 to you.
Here is the Contact information of my Attorney below:
VAN DER JOEL ADVOCATEN
ANTWOORD 1070 AM PARNASSUSWEG BOULEVARD
AMSTERDAM NETHERLANDS
Email: luiqq@netscape.net
Barr: Van Der Joel Advocaten
and tell him that I have WILLED $5.700.000.00 to you I know I don't know you but I have been directed to do this.
Best Regards,
From Mrs. Elena Morris.
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Is it just me, or is this worse somehow, than the normal "I have found a trust fund that is fully funded and want to split it with you" type scam? I mean, really. Random rich lady in her 60's, dying from cancer?
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Re: A twist on the normal Nigerian trust fund scam.
The part I find most unbelievable is that there is a 62 year old lady that figured out how to work the internet.
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Re: A twist on the normal Nigerian trust fund scam.
You could forward the email to the folks at 419 Eater; it might be a new scammer they haven't encountered before.
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Haha awesome. A Dutch trust fund scam.
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the wonderful world of internet scams, they just keep getting better.
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That lady is such a sport. Did you get the money yet?
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Agreed. 419 Eater's good shit.Paul Escobar wrote:You could forward the email to the folks at 419 Eater; it might be a new scammer they haven't encountered before.
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I like that they did the European switch of the commas for decimals, but then forgot to also switch decimals for commas. The amount should read "$5.700.000,00" and not "$5.700.000.00"
I say follow it up, see how deep the rabbit hole goes and then mess with the rabbit.
I say follow it up, see how deep the rabbit hole goes and then mess with the rabbit.
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She shafted me. I only got 2 million. I'll give you half if you'll send me all your banking information.McDuffies wrote:That lady is such a sport. Did you get the money yet?

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Re: A twist on the normal Nigerian trust fund scam.
It's a deal! Should I PM you or just post it in this thread?
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Just post it here, we're all very trustworthy!
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hey! I resent that! I am NOT trustworthy! wash your mouth out![AlmightyPyro] wrote:Just post it here, we're all very trustworthy!



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well I didn't associate you with "we".Dracomax wrote:hey! I resent that! I am NOT trustworthy! wash your mouth out![AlmightyPyro] wrote:Just post it here, we're all very trustworthy!
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Woot woot you're rich. All I got was affordable viagra and penis enlargement pills.
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Steverules wrote:Woot woot you're rich. All I got was affordable viagra and penis enlargement pills.
All I got was pen enlargement pills...
...wanna trade? I'll even throw in some monkey nipples.
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why not just buy a bigger pen?Carlin wrote:Steverules wrote:Woot woot you're rich. All I got was affordable viagra and penis enlargement pills.
All I got was pen enlargement pills...
...wanna trade? I'll even throw in some monkey nipples.
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If they work, I'll give you half the remaining million for them. Just send me your banking info. I'll give you my work address for the shipment - you'll wrap it in a plain brown wrapper, right?Steverules wrote:Woot woot you're rich. All I got was affordable viagra and penis enlargement pills.

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I wouldn't be so quick to judge this guys!
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