I like my men like I like my motivational posters...

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:40 pm

colorful and easily broken.

I like my women like I like my space shuttles...

Jpnadia · Post by **Jpnadia** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:44 pm

kingofthemorlocks wrote:colorful and easily broken.

I like my women like I like my space shuttles...

expensive, but out of this world.

I like my women like I like my politicians...

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:48 pm

dead.

I like my women like I like my enemas...

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:06 pm

up someone else's ass.

I like my women like I like my philosophical interludes...

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:29 pm

...short.

I like my women like I like my wrist braces...

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:09 pm

...holding my arms immobile so I can't move.

I like women like my giant jawbreakers...

Freerefill · Post by **Freerefill** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:52 pm

... nothing more than a mouthful.

I like my women like I like my sketch pads...

Trekkiekt · Post by **Trekkiekt** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:19 am

...covered in line art.

I like my women like I like my Cyberpunk....

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:36 am

Full of implants and drugs.

I like my women like I like my anthropology

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:38 am

On her hands and knees in the dirt.

I like my women like I like my porcelain...

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:05 am

Cheap and made in china.

I like my women like I like my monkeys.

Foolosophy · Post by **Foolosophy** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:21 am

flinging poo

I like my [gender] like I like my 1,3,7-trimethylxanthine

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:07 am

In chains.

I like my women like I like my desktop icons...

Jpnadia · Post by **Jpnadia** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:17 am

WangyJohn wrote:In chains.

I like my women like I like my desktop icons...

...lots of them, right where I can get at them easily.

I like my men like I like my extension cords...

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:27 am

Just the right length and never tangled.

I like my women like I like my Harryhausen creations.

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:00 am

I like my women like I like my politicians... Dead

There once was a man from belgrave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
She's dry as hell
And oh god, the smell
But think of the money he saves.

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:20 am

kingofthemorlocks wrote: I like my women like I like my Harryhausen creations.

Bloody.

I like my women like I like my music...

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:57 am

loud, fast, and generated by angry German men with long hair.

I like my women like I like my books...

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:01 am

In a stack under my bed.

I like my women like I like my envelopes.

Xnapalmxmorningx · Post by **Xnapalmxmorningx** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:54 pm

... lickable and sticky

i like my men like my religion ...