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Welcome (back) rape!
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Hey Linda!

Does that thing work yet?
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*hugs*
*gropes*
Congratulations, and welcome back!
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*cheers*


You look WONDERFUL Linda :)

Now I just hope that stupid visa hurries for you.


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very nice linda! question... How... functional are your newly sculpted privates?
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Congratulations Linda :)

Hope you and Matt enjoy the new you many times!! ;)
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Post by LindaH »

ahh thanks all.

I can have sex with it sort off, I still need to dilate up the width of it some more in order to be able to have matt inside me since he is rather thick.

It feels good when I play with it, havent been able to orgasm yet but that usually takes a few years before feeling has returned enough for that to be possible. I still got a lot of stiches down there after the second surgery but the swelling has gone down so now the clit can peek out :) Now that it has a hood I am much less sensetive and can wear pants again, thank god since it is so cold here
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Hoorah for peek-a-boo clities :D!!!!!
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no pants?

torture!
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Grattis Linda!

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*watches linda squeeze on a pair of hot pants* :D
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I'm still waiting for a closeup :D

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XD

Hilarious link.
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swordsman3003 wrote:I'm still waiting for a closeup :D
when i get everything set up here at my parents :D
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Ok! I'm waiting!

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Eep! I read this when you posted it and I thought I said something but it looks like I imagined it! I'm sowwy!

LINDA! <3!!! Welcome back! We missed you! *tentacle rapes you (gently as not to tear anything) and stuffs black lace panties into your mouth* Tee hee! *huggle*
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*mumbles a thanks to awkward*
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Conga Rats to you, sweetness!

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Post by Infinity-Iz-Blue »

Well, it's good to have you back, dear LindaH. I'm happy for you that you've finally got the body to match your true gender.

Actually I'm kinda glad the pics don't work anymore, as open minded as I like to think I am, I reckon I'd find it awkward viewing. *sigh* (attempts to open his own mind further with a crowbar)

Owies.

Also Mav, I've fucked up just as bad as you several times. Bad timing, lack of taste, sensetive subjects, I've done 'em all here. I've kinda learned where to tread, but it's a bit of a learning curve. Remorse and care another time will, given the nature of the group, actually bring you out more respected than before you put your foot in your mouth. Except for extreme cases which thankfully I've avoided. So far. But this isn't what we're here to discuss, all the best, LindaH!
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