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Welcome (back) rape!
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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Hey Linda!
Does that thing work yet?
Does that thing work yet?
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
perverted and depraved and deprived ~MooCow
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He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
perverted and depraved and deprived ~MooCow
Visit the Naughty Tentacle Cosplay Gallery
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ahh thanks all.
I can have sex with it sort off, I still need to dilate up the width of it some more in order to be able to have matt inside me since he is rather thick.
It feels good when I play with it, havent been able to orgasm yet but that usually takes a few years before feeling has returned enough for that to be possible. I still got a lot of stiches down there after the second surgery but the swelling has gone down so now the clit can peek out
Now that it has a hood I am much less sensetive and can wear pants again, thank god since it is so cold here
I can have sex with it sort off, I still need to dilate up the width of it some more in order to be able to have matt inside me since he is rather thick.
It feels good when I play with it, havent been able to orgasm yet but that usually takes a few years before feeling has returned enough for that to be possible. I still got a lot of stiches down there after the second surgery but the swelling has gone down so now the clit can peek out

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Rest in peace vengybabe
Rest in peace vengybabe
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Grattis Linda!
Pants are good. Pants are your friend.
Pants are good. Pants are your friend.
This webcomic, seen here is hosted on the free web host Comic Genesis which pretty much proves its not popular.
Oh noes! Read all about the tormented artist I am!
Oh noes! Read all about the tormented artist I am!
*watches linda squeeze on a pair of hot pants* 

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“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
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“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
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Hilarious link.
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
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Eep! I read this when you posted it and I thought I said something but it looks like I imagined it! I'm sowwy!
LINDA! <3!!! Welcome back! We missed you! *tentacle rapes you (gently as not to tear anything) and stuffs black lace panties into your mouth* Tee hee! *huggle*
LINDA! <3!!! Welcome back! We missed you! *tentacle rapes you (gently as not to tear anything) and stuffs black lace panties into your mouth* Tee hee! *huggle*
Tentacle love from,
Awkward <3
Awkward <3
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Conga Rats to you, sweetness!
*cries at broken image link*
*cries at broken image link*
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The semi-developed country... http://www.honormacdonald.com
Warning: Xenophile.
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Well, it's good to have you back, dear LindaH. I'm happy for you that you've finally got the body to match your true gender.
Actually I'm kinda glad the pics don't work anymore, as open minded as I like to think I am, I reckon I'd find it awkward viewing. *sigh* (attempts to open his own mind further with a crowbar)
Owies.
Also Mav, I've fucked up just as bad as you several times. Bad timing, lack of taste, sensetive subjects, I've done 'em all here. I've kinda learned where to tread, but it's a bit of a learning curve. Remorse and care another time will, given the nature of the group, actually bring you out more respected than before you put your foot in your mouth. Except for extreme cases which thankfully I've avoided. So far. But this isn't what we're here to discuss, all the best, LindaH!
Actually I'm kinda glad the pics don't work anymore, as open minded as I like to think I am, I reckon I'd find it awkward viewing. *sigh* (attempts to open his own mind further with a crowbar)
Owies.
Also Mav, I've fucked up just as bad as you several times. Bad timing, lack of taste, sensetive subjects, I've done 'em all here. I've kinda learned where to tread, but it's a bit of a learning curve. Remorse and care another time will, given the nature of the group, actually bring you out more respected than before you put your foot in your mouth. Except for extreme cases which thankfully I've avoided. So far. But this isn't what we're here to discuss, all the best, LindaH!
"OH, I'VE SEEN THE INFINITE, IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL."
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'