Best. Birthday. Cake. Ever.
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Best. Birthday. Cake. Ever.
Definitely Not Safe For Work
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The amazing penis cake!
http://www.livejournal.com/users/childunit/112356.html
The amazing penis cake!
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That is one hell of a cake 
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<i> As for the penis, mom attacked it and began to fellate it</i>
Yeeeea..
Yeeeea..
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He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
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Yee-haw!
I'm trying to imagine getting a cake like that for my mother. The mind rebels.
I'm trying to imagine getting a cake like that for my mother. The mind rebels.
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when I turn sixty, I want... six. let's say six... hot stripper-girls. and a strap-on.
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And it could if they had some squirty cream!!! 
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I wonder if it came in a box marked "May contain nuts"... 
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You know it'd fly in my family too. My Mom would first be like 'WTF?!?!' then later laugh and go 'I swear if you ever do that again I'm going to kill you.'If they were to pick one family in while this would fly, it's mine.
So it would fly with a warning
Mary Mary quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells
And pretty maids all in a row.
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells
And pretty maids all in a row.
...wow.
I'd eat that.
~Sara
I'd eat that.
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That's awesome, But I don't know if it can compare to this cake:
[img=http://img419.imageshack.us/img419/3269/happybukkake5lj.th.jpg]
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That is a great cake. Pinguin's cake is cool too, but Jackalope's one really... uh... takes the... um... cake.
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HentaiCat wrote:Well most of the time I would find that arousing...wow.
I'd eat that.
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