Cutting costs (Oct 24)

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Cutting costs (Oct 24)

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[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.


Well, so much for Nip's plans...unless he cuts his fees...

Say, did it ever occur to anyone that Chainsaw Jane just MIGHT be Ben's sister?



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The resemblance is uncanny. :D

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Any bets that Thelma gets hired and Nip does not and in the end the whole wrestling crew takes the Director to the mat and gives him what he deserves.

I'm looking forward to this. :D :D :D
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Jaydub wrote:Any bets that Thelma gets hired and Nip does not and in the end the whole wrestling crew takes the Director to the mat and gives him what he deserves.

I'm looking forward to this. :D :D :D
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The JAM wrote:

Well, so much for Nip's plans...unless he cuts his fees...

Say, did it ever occur to anyone that Chainsaw Jane just MIGHT be Ben's sister?

[WARP!!!]
CJ did say they weren't hiring stunt men for the bit parts. The star might still have the clout to have a stunt double. (I'd think it would be harder in this universe, though... wouldn't the double have to be the same species as the star? Or at least similar enough to get away with hair dye and makeup?)

And yes, it's occurred to people that she might be Ben's sister. I don't think we've ever gotten a yea or nay from His Nibs, though.
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Kerry Skydancer wrote:
The JAM wrote:

(snip)

Say, did it ever occur to anyone that Chainsaw Jane just MIGHT be Ben's sister?

[WARP!!!]
(snip)

And yes, it's occurred to people that she might be Ben's sister. I don't think we've ever gotten a yea or nay from His Nibs, though.
I doubt it. Ben would have mentioned her by now. Surely she would have attended his wedding.

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I duno. If his family is like our family, it would be a heavyweight bout when they get together.
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fusion wrote:I duno. If his family is like our family, it would be a heavyweight bout when they get together.
In this case, the only thing we know about Ben's wedding is that there was one. For all we know they eloped.

Maybe RH is saving the wedding for a really good flashback episode sometime.
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I think Ralph didn't want to answer too many questions... like if CJ is Ben's sister, and what happened to Lily's grandfather (did his head -really- explode when they got married?) and whether Walksfar showed up for more strawberry cheesecake, and how much trouble the Posse was....
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WEll.. we never really saw the wedding or have met any of Ben's family. And he only mentioned his siter once, and without any name attached. So.... it's still within the realm of possibility.
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RE: Cutting costs (Oct 24)

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Uhm, yeah. The stunt director, Chainsaw and Nip should already had this worked out and rehearsed. I suspect the director doesn't know what he is doing. But then, should I be surprised?

The best way would be to outsmart and out maneuver the Marine. Yeah, I know, but this is fiction and he is the hero. :)

Since this is an Anti-American Pile of Celluloid Cow .. ah .. stuff, will the Marine be killed by the hero? Followed by a clever remark?

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