Beating your Meat - Explained

Mel Wong · Post by **Mel Wong** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:06 am

Moo Cow wrote:Mel -

THANK YOU!!!! This is exactly what i mean. Words of wisdom.... thank you.

All of this seems to apply except the lube... hooboy when aroused i make a lot of juices. Very quickly too. Once i masturbated for like... an hour... and there was only a bit of soreness but not from chafing.

The stalling thing... i think it's just i work so hard and get frustrated so that makes the horny go byebye. Which sucks majorly.

Thing is, my clit is so sensitive i'm afraid to be to hard on it. But i think that may be what i have to do to get off...

I like your idea of grinding on things... that may just work. It feels hella lot better than clit stimulation anyway.

Peppermint toothpaste... wow... I've actually used ice and it felt really good but then it melted.LIke, the whole cube melted. Hahaha.

I still stand by the i want to buy a dildo or vibrator and see what happens.

Sorry if that's too much info, peoples... but it's nice to beg for help and get responses!

~Sara

I think you may be wired similarly to me. When you get very aroused you can't bear to touch your clit, is that how it feels? Like, the slightest diddle from your pinky feels like "OH MY GOD TOO MUCH STOP NOW", and you never get over the hill and far away because you can't bear to touch yourself over the edge?

In that case you could try grinding - humping a pillow, from above or such - it prevents you from flinching away from the stimulus when your body's screaming "too intense!", and gravity will help you do a lot of the work with regards to pressure-related stimulation.

If that feels good but doesn't work, try lying back and getting one of those hard plastic knobbly vibes, the kind you find in naughty shops, lubing it up, and grinding it fairly hard over your clit.

I could never get off with my fingers alone because I always got too sensitive. I can't come more than once with a partner because they get me off, and the sensitivity kind of makes me push them away and tell them it's too intense.

I kind of know where you're coming from. Fortunately I discovered the glory of humping things. (God, I sound dumb.)

- Mel

Mel Wong · Post by **Mel Wong** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:09 am

I've overdone the prickly heat powder thing. Oddly the fiance thinks it's great for when he chafes his ballsack. (He has big balls. He goes commando. Happens a lot more than you'd think.)

There was this one forum I posted on where a poster came back after making habareno sauce, and asked how to get the oils off his hands because he was terrified to pee.

The solution is milk or ice cream - capsaicin is oil-based and sticks to the oils in your skin a lot better than it does to water. Milk fat tends to make it latch up and washable.

So if you ever take a pee after cutting chili peppers, go dip your genitals in some milk. And your hands too, for that measure.

- Mel

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:19 am

Lulujayne wrote:(But my nipples have always been a bit stuck up. cha cha cha )

Lulu folks! She'll be here all week!

Another bit of hygine product/genital warning info comes to us from a friend of mine who had a hot date, and was worried about his crotch sweating. He figured that if the girl were kind enough to go down on him (which she hinted was the case) that he didn't want to present her with sweaty, nasty-smelling cock.

So out comes the spray deodorant, and the way he described the pain souded to me like someone dropped napalm on the jungle of his pubes. Burning, swelling, itching, red IRRITATED skin on penis, testicles, and whatever the man version of the mons is called. Maybe the mans?

Anyway, to add insult to injury, he went on his hot date, she DID want to go down on him, but the first touch of his tool brought so much pain that he broke out in tears.

Poor poor bastard.

Some other items to avoid on your genitals (unless you get off on horrible horrible pain)

Icy Hot
Tiger Balm
Solvents of any kind
Jalapeno juice
Nasal Spray

Mel Wong · Post by **Mel Wong** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:29 am

Also you know the spray or spread on depilatory creams? NEVER get them on your pubes.

- Mel

Cuteswan · Post by **Cuteswan** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:36 am

Mel Wong wrote:The solution is milk or ice cream - capsaicin is oil-based and sticks to the oils in your skin a lot better than it does to water. Milk fat tends to make it latch up and washable.

Ahh, that explains why Milk-san suggested it to Habanero-tan.

(Okay, the first and third pages actually have better jokes.)

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:39 am

Lulu... ouch. That really sucks.

Note to self - avoid chemicals on genitals.

Mel Wong wrote:I think you may be wired similarly to me. When you get very aroused you can't bear to touch your clit, is that how it feels? Like, the slightest diddle from your pinky feels like "OH MY GOD TOO MUCH STOP NOW", and you never get over the hill and far away because you can't bear to touch yourself over the edge?
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I kind of know where you're coming from. Fortunately I discovered the glory of humping things. (God, I sound dumb.)
- Mel

Yep, that's it. So i think i'll also try humping things. Hehe.

~Sara

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:06 am

cuteswan wrote:
Mel Wong wrote:The solution is milk or ice cream - capsaicin is oil-based and sticks to the oils in your skin a lot better than it does to water. Milk fat tends to make it latch up and washable.
Ahh, that explains why Milk-san suggested it to Habanero-tan. (Okay, the first and third pages actually have better jokes.)

I love the little habanero girl!

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:21 am

Haha, i didn t notice the link before, that's so cute!

~Sara

HentaiCat · Post by **HentaiCat** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:57 am

Ahh, that explains why Milk-san suggested it to Habanero-tan. (Okay, the first and third pages actually have better jokes.)

Well, I hate to sound like a complete and total pervert

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:11 pm

HentaiCat wrote:
Ahh, that explains why Milk-san suggested it to Habanero-tan. (Okay, the first and third pages actually have better jokes.)
Well, I hate to sound like a complete and total pervert

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:13 pm

Hehe, fun stuff!

-san is one of the Japanese endings of a name... signifies respect, usually for an elder/someone you don't know. Others are -chan for younger kids, or as a term of affection for girls, -kun is the same with boys, -sempai is for a higher class student, and -sama is great respect, -sensei is teacher.

~Sara

HentaiCat · Post by **HentaiCat** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:35 pm

San is an honoriffic, like sir. In Japanese, when you refer to someone, you damn well better let the person you're talking to know you're all about the respect, so you add little titles to the ends of their names.
Thus we enter the wild world of honorific vs. humble speech. Humble language is used to talk about oneself or one's own group (company, family, the forum even) whilst honorific language is mostly used when describing someone outside your group.
It should not be used to talk about oneself, but it often is for comedic effect.

Now for some examples.

You and I are walking happily along a street in Yokohama-chi, when we come across a lovely little comic shop. Stepping inside I greet the owner who I've known for years. I call him Yoshiro-san. So do you.
A little latter, I ask about some tentacle hentai in the window and refer to him as Kono-kun. You do not.
The difference here is that I've known Kono Yoshiro for years, and we consider ourselves equals, hence -kun. You, on the other hand, having just met the guy wouldn't dream of being so familiar. Since you're outside our two person, I'd introduce him to you as -san
His lovely sister Akiko comes out of the backroom, and he greets her as -san, and so do we.
However, I go and hug her and pick her up and smack her ass, because I'm an uncultured barbarian gaijin, and we do that sort of shit.
Then I call her Aki-chan, which is on par with a pet name that only your immediate family, some VERY close childhood friends, and the tall round-eye you're taking it in the ass from get to call you.

Course these are all base examples and don't cover honorifics like sempai (upperclassman) sensai (teacher) tan (object) and ect.

Hope this helps.

Hehe, fun stuff!

-san is one of the Japanese endings of a name... signifies respect, usually for an elder/someone you don't know. Others are -chan for younger kids, or as a term of affection for girls, -kun is the same with boys, -sempai is for a higher class student, and -sama is great respect, -sensei is teacher.

~Sara

Wow, and they say English is a hard language

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:44 pm

oh, did I mention that Japanese uses a different numbering system (words) for different types of objects?

small round things use different words for the numbers than small flat objects. Or large flat objects, or groups of people, or floors of a building, or fish, or manufactured goods.

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:46 pm

Well, English is harder because the rules don't always make sense!

And i didn't even know Squiddy had posted before me...

um, one thing though Squid... if you're equals, or so i've heard, you tend to not even use any endings. -kun and -chan are kind of terms of endearment but it's even more personal to call someone by their name alone.

~Sarta

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:50 pm

Damn it squiddy, stop posting the second before i do!

~Sara

HentaiCat · Post by **HentaiCat** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:58 pm

oh, did I mention that Japanese uses a different numbering system (words) for different types of objects?

small round things use different words for the numbers than small flat objects. Or large flat objects, or groups of people, or floors of a building, or fish, or manufactured goods.

Wow.... That

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:07 pm

The difference is that Japanese has tonnes of rules and english has tons but there are ridiculous amouts of exceptions so its much harder to learn from a book or something.

~Sara

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:15 pm

HentaiCat wrote:(Man and all I wanted as same Milk-san Hentai)

I'm not sure there is any. I know there are some small bits of Big Habanero hentai, but Milk-san.. hummm..

HentaiCat · Post by **HentaiCat** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:22 pm

I'm not sure there is any. I know there are some small bits of Big Habanero hentai, but Milk-san.. hummm..

One of the things I have always

Cuteswan · Post by **Cuteswan** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:31 pm

HentaiCat wrote: (Man and all I wanted as same Milk-san Hentai)

Well, only because it will help you with understanding what Squiddy and others have discussed (though '-tan' can also be a cute form of '-chan' because little kids sometimes have trouble with the ch and make it a t):

Shigatake's main page, which is pretty much in Japanese, but if you click on the "Gallery" then under the "GALLERY" link on that page*, there's something in Japanese ("Habanero-tan Connection" I think) that will take you to a bunch of her galleries.

(*but don't skip the first gallery... and if you see a witch tending to a "sprout" make sure you scroll down to find the link to a Nort-approved picture. I just can't find the link right now... Oh! That picture is in his new "ero" gallery... which is probably where the doujinshi moved to.)

Anyway, in the Habanero-tan gallery you will find Japanese stuff on the left (FAQ, counters, the strips in Japanese), and on the right you'll find nice fan-art (including wallpaper) near the top and the strips in other languages (Polish, English, etc. Look for *e.html for English, usually).

There will be a test on all of this later.