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O_o

That's just -gotta- hurt...
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I dunno. I didn't really ask if it hurt or not, I feared he might go into a detailed description of what it felt like...
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awkwardschoolgirl wrote:I dunno. I didn't really ask if it hurt or not, I feared he might go into a detailed description of what it felt like...
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Excellent plan. I don't ask about "normal" het sex for exactly the same reason. I've seen some men hard, though, that... *shudders* I can tell you, if anything that big ever gets inside of me, as the sayng goes, "somebody's going to emergency, & somebody's going to jail".
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I bet that felt like having a bottle up your ass.
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I always feel so sorry for the bottles in these situations. Nobody ever asks the innocent glass objects if they'd like to go on a little journey I suppose?
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Hahaha I scarred some of my guy friends with this... heheh... THough one said he's seen worse. Then he showed me goatse.

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:o

Wow... I've heard of going bawls deep before, but that's just nuts...

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Moo Cow wrote:Hahaha I scarred some of my guy friends with this... heheh... THough one said he's seen worse. Then he showed me goatse.

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Yay! I'm helping scar innocents! Good job. But, I haven't seen Goatse yet, I've heard of it many times from my friends... I'd search for it now if my mom and brother weren't also in the room... :-?
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that's nice Nithos, I was trying to work some balls in your butt comment, but yours was by-far superior
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Lulujayne wrote:I always feel so sorry for the bottles in these situations. Nobody ever asks the innocent glass objects if they'd like to go on a little journey I suppose?
I agree, Lulu. We should start up some sort of petition or rally to get these helpless glass bottles the rights they deserve! Then after we do that, we'll introduce the idea of getting rights for plastic bottles as well, we'll start a bottle revolution!
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Am I the only person whose first thought was, "A GLASS bottle? Glass as in, clear, fragile, tends to SHATTER into sharp little pieces? Up your BUTT?"
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A glass bottle would be scary, but a solid chunk of glass would be harder to break.
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yes, but the actual Glass toys are solid, and made of Pyrex(or a similar, temepered, high-impact glass). They are less likely to shatter from being dropped on the floor than a glass bottle is from having it's top ratcheted off too fiercely.

Heck, I had an uncle that could take the old 12 oz Dr. Pepper bottles, open the cap, and cup his hand around the mouth and pop it with his other hand and blow the bottom out.

Of course, he was 6'9" and 400+lbs, but the prinicpal is the same.
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And Bawlz bottles are much thicker and less likely to break.

One more scarred!

I need ed to scar someone because i was deppressed because my computer is melted.

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thanks squiddy, I'm usually good for a one liner, if I do say so myself (and I do!)

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There's a lot more than just that picture on the site O_o

yay for boobies tho! ^_^

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Hahaha, yep. Those are my friend's boobs and I agree, yay for boobies!
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RavenxDrake wrote:Heck, I had an uncle that could take the old 12 oz Dr. Pepper bottles, open the cap, and cup his hand around the mouth and pop it with his other hand and blow the bottom out.

Of course, he was 6'9" and 400+lbs, but the prinicpal is the same.
A guy I work with does the same thing with beer bottles. Except I don't think size has that much to do with it since he's my height and ~30 lbs. lighter. It's just a skill.
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Hey, meatspin dissappeared again!!! where did it go???? i can't corrupt people with it anymore!

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Toawa wrote:
RavenxDrake wrote:Heck, I had an uncle that could take the old 12 oz Dr. Pepper bottles, open the cap, and cup his hand around the mouth and pop it with his other hand and blow the bottom out.

Of course, he was 6'9" and 400+lbs, but the prinicpal is the same.
A guy I work with does the same thing with beer bottles. Except I don't think size has that much to do with it since he's my height and ~30 lbs. lighter. It's just a skill.
I'm afriad I can't visualize what is happening here. It sounds like I should acquire this skill!

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