DD's down. Can I hang here?

Dutch! · Post by **Dutch!** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:54 pm

Ian Jay wrote:PS: I looked under your futon and, beneath piles of stained medical gauze and used condoms, I found a dead body. It looks like a male (possibly), with thick black hair and blank greenish grey eyes. The body is dressed in what appears to be a turn of the century Prussian military uniform. Who is this, and what should I do with him?

Is that where we put SpoderMon?

Starline · Post by **Starline** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:30 pm

Ian?

Are you the guy who challgenged IanJ from RPGWorld?

Black Kitty · Post by **Black Kitty** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:23 pm

Well, I got bored at work while I was waiting for the kids to clear out so that I could clean up. So I grabbed a scrapped piece of paper and drew tubby kitty dressed up as ryclaude.

Unfortunately, I only vaguely remember how he looked like. I adjusted it a bit when I got home but...well, it's 3:30 AM.

I should be sleeping. :S

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:54 am

Awesome!

Ian Jay · Post by **Ian Jay** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:00 am

"After three days, fish and visitors begin to stink."
~Confucius

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It has been over 200 hours since DD first went down, and I fear I am starting to lose hope of ever seeing it again. What is worse, I fear the CG forum denizens are becoming increasingly annoyed by my presence. This morning I awoke to find a dessert fork embedded deep in my cranium, tines-first (which would explain the inescapable smell of burnt toast). Also scattered around me were large blocks of dry ice, which, besides making it impossible to see and clouding the air with noxious carbon dioxide, turned the air from stiflingly hot to unbearably cold. I had to start a fire made from used coffee filters and empty styrofoam take-out containers to keep warm.

To address previous posts: Eunice is a girls' name. Therefore, Supreme Lady Crapdragga P, you must be female. Unless you're a male and have been teased all your life for your sissy name, in which case it's no wonder why you got into comics instead of, say, football. Starline, yes, I am the very same Ian Jay who challenged the Ian J. of RPGWorld fame. He has not yet responded to me, but when we meet, upon my word, I will take that nerdy-ass moniker-mangling bastard down faster than a broken elevator. And he should count himself lucky that he even gets the honor of having to face me in person. BlackKitty, that is a lovely picture, but what does it have to do with DD's survival?

I would keep writing, but someone next door has apparently been throwing themselves against the walls and screaming something along the lines of "I'LL NEVER HAVE IT!" Or possibly they might be screaming "I LET HER HABIT!" Something like that. Anyways, they've dislodged a goodly amount of drywall, so it seems I must go over to investigate. Wish me luck, and pray for all us DD forum outcasts in our time of need.

~IJ

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:07 am

Ian Jay wrote:"After three days, fish and visitors begin to stink."
~Confucius

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It has been over 200 hours since DD first went down, and I fear I am starting to lose hope of ever seeing it again. What is worse, I fear the CG forum denizens are becoming increasingly annoyed by my presence. This morning I awoke to find a dessert fork embedded deep in my cranium, tines-first (which would explain the inescapable smell of burnt toast). Also scattered around me were large blocks of dry ice, which, besides making it impossible to see and clouding the air with noxious carbon dioxide, turned the air from stiflingly hot to unbearably cold.

Nah: that's not annoyance. We do that to everyone...

*Hides her stash of dessert forks*

Cat42 · Post by **Cat42** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:21 am

Ian Jay wrote:Also scattered around me were large blocks of dry ice, which ... turned the air from stiflingly hot to ... cold.

You see, I was just being nice. I thought that you looked a bit warm in there...

Pimpette · Post by **Pimpette** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:48 am

Yum, fork.

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:43 am

*peeks in guestroom*

No one here...

*pees on futon*

*runs*

Hpkomic · Post by **Hpkomic** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:26 pm

Can another refugee impose on your hospitality, or are you all full up around here?

Cat42 · Post by **Cat42** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:33 pm

hpkomic wrote:Can another refugee impose on your hospitality, or are you all full up around here?

Well, if there isn't enough room, we could always just shove you into a drawer or something until enough people die that'd you'd have plenty of room.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 6:48 pm

There's always room for Drunk Duck!

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:07 am

Warren wrote:There's always room for Drunk Duck!

Make 'em record themselves saying, "AFLAC!"

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:09 am

hpkomic wrote:Can another refugee impose on your hospitality, or are you all full up around here?

...hospitality? where do you think you are? you're lucky if someone doesn't try to kick you in the nuts around here, right McDuffies?

*kicks McDuffies*

See?

Ian Jay · Post by **Ian Jay** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:15 pm

Well, it appears DD is back up again. And so I must go. Farewell, all you crazy CGers. I will not forget your kindness and selfless generosity in my heart of hearts, or my soul of souls, but mostly in my lawsuit of lawsuits that I am setting against you.

Now if you'll excuse me. I need to strip to the buff, burn all of my clothing, and leap out of your seventh-story window to sweet, sweet freedom.

Au revoir,
Ian Jay

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:26 pm

See ya soon!

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:28 am

...?...oh...I get it.

That's mean.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:25 am

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:28 am

Warren wrote:

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:47 pm

...

There's a seventh story to this place?