DD's down. Can I hang here?

MariaAndMichelle · Post by **MariaAndMichelle** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:37 am

Black Sparrow wrote:
rkolter wrote:Welcome!

You can pay your rent off in ComicGenesis fanart.
And the GOOD kind. We want our butts kissed as much as possible.

Sorry... I'll go back into my corner now...

Steverules · Post by **Steverules** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:52 am

After destroying DD in the war the least we can do is help rebuild them.

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:07 am

So it's actually working out quite nicely for them.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:56 am

Pfft. What are we . . . America?! Let 'em rebuild their own damn site!

Cat42 · Post by **Cat42** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:00 am

Hey, the servers are hosted in America, and every person who's site is hosted here is from america, therefore, we need to play big brother and open our arms lovingly...

Then we steal their toys and stuff sand down their shirt.

Phact0rri · Post by **Phact0rri** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:01 am

DarkMagician wrote:Second, that's the good futon. The other one smells like feces and old people.

now if we could bottle the essence of this we'd make billions!

Avatar007 · Post by **Avatar007** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:36 am

phactorri wrote:
DarkMagician wrote:Second, that's the good futon. The other one smells like feces and old people.
now if we could bottle the essence of this we'd make billions!

So, it smells like old people?

Eunice P · Post by **Eunice P** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:08 pm

Ian Jay wrote:Seriously, Drunk Duck is down. It's been down for about a week now. And I'm seriously jonesin' for some wacky, thwacky forum action...

PS: Also, some other people from DD might be coming. Don't turn them away. This is a national crisis, and I hope you'll be just as welcoming towards them as you are towards me.

Ian! *huggles*

It's not advisable to start a thread of introduction in CG forum, Ian. Especially when you're a newbie. These CGers act like a bunch of big bullies towards all newbies here and they posts comments like these only to scare newbies away. And it's no surprising that many newbies couldn't make it to stay long in this forum. (Meaning, they only post once and hardly comes back after experiencing the trauma of being put in the box.)

Black Kitty · Post by **Black Kitty** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:26 pm

Black Sparrow wrote:
rkolter wrote:Welcome!

You can pay your rent off in ComicGenesis fanart.
And the GOOD kind. We want our butts kissed as much as possible.

Sorry... I'll go back into my corner now...

Well first I'll have to find something to be a fan of.

And hi Ian.

[Edit: On a more serious note...the latest update with DD is that apparently Geekside Hosting is having trouble connecting to their database. So nothing we can do about that. :S]

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:27 pm

Eunice P wrote:
Ian Jay wrote:Seriously, Drunk Duck is down. It's been down for about a week now. And I'm seriously jonesin' for some wacky, thwacky forum action...

PS: Also, some other people from DD might be coming. Don't turn them away. This is a national crisis, and I hope you'll be just as welcoming towards them as you are towards me.
Ian! *huggles*

It's not advisable to start a thread of introduction in CG forum, Ian. Especially when you're a newbie. These CGers act like a bunch of big bullies towards all newbies here and they posts comments like these only to scare newbies away. And it's no surprising that many newbies couldn't make it to stay long in this forum. (Meaning, they only post once and hardly comes back after experiencing the trauma of being put in the box.)

What trauma? There's no trauma.

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:39 pm

Black Kitty wrote:
rkolter wrote:Welcome!

You can pay your rent off in ComicGenesis fanart.
Well first I'll have to find something to be a fan of.

http://recklessyouth.comicgen.com DUH

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:48 pm

Eunice P wrote:blahblahblahblah

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:58 pm

You're supposed to put the drug in Eunice's drink before trying to drag her away, you silly long-ears.

Cat42 · Post by **Cat42** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:20 pm

Eunice P wrote:... after experiencing the trauma...

Hey, I've been here a couple years (although a decent chunk was spent lurking...) and I turned out fine...

Ian Jay · Post by **Ian Jay** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:24 pm

Black Kitty! Supreme Lady Crapdragga P! Wow! Imagine meeting you guys here!

Thanks for the support, everyone. Lady P, I don't think you have to worry about these people hatin' on me. They seem welcoming enough-- possibly from empathy? Who knows? Anyways, if anything, I'll get to meet some new people.

Thanks to DD's lockdown, a solution has finally congealed to an issue that I've been debating for some time. I've decided to shift my advertising focus from my DD account to my SpiderSpawn account (you can reach it by clicking the banner below). Overall, the SS account looks better, is more exclusive, and doesn't have the social stigma of a free-for-all site like DD or CG (no offense, of course!). So... TEO on DD will mainly be used as a backup... and I'm gonna be famous on some other site.

It's been over a week now since DD shut down, and though people here have been more than hospitable, I'm starting to get worried. Yesterday I ran out of fresh underpants; now I am forced to fashion new pairs out of Scotch tape and plastic grocery bags. (Seriously, do you people EVER do laundry?!?) Every time I turn on the shower, there spews forth not water, but a sulfurous yellow ooze that kind of burns when I touch it. Your refrigerator frightens me-- could the Box you refer to be the Tupperware container wrapped in tinfoil all the way in the back? Still, beggars can't be choosers, and until DD's forums get back up, I am stuck here, a stranger in a strange land, without even so much as a Lonely Planet book to guide me.

~IJ

PS: I looked under your futon and, beneath piles of stained medical gauze and used condoms, I found a dead body. It looks like a male (possibly), with thick black hair and blank greenish grey eyes. The body is dressed in what appears to be a turn of the century Prussian military uniform. Who is this, and what should I do with him?

Turi · Post by **Turi** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:35 pm

Ian Jay wrote:PS: I looked under your futon and, beneath piles of stained medical gauze and used condoms, I found a dead body. It looks like a male (possibly), with thick black hair and blank greenish grey eyes. The body is dressed in what appears to be a turn of the century Prussian military uniform. Who is this, and what should I do with him?

Don't fall for his pick-up lines. He just wants your body... er, flesh, that is.

Cat42 · Post by **Cat42** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:56 pm

Ian Jay wrote:Every time I turn on the shower, there spews forth not water, but a sulfurous yellow ooze that kind of burns when I touch it.

That's because that was not a shower, it's the drain tap for Xenomorphic offal.

It's supposed to go into the water main in The Box.

Eunice P · Post by **Eunice P** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:03 pm

NOOOOOO!!! *gets dragged off by Mr. Bob*

I... I'm too feminine to go through this! Ian, it's true! They threw lighted matches and barrels of oil into the box. I've seen it with my own eyes!

Gasp, is that possible?? General HPK is with you in the futon. No wait, who's in the f... *mouth gets muffled up*

p.s. It's amusing how everyone here says I'm a he when I'm having a male avatar and says I'm a she when I'm having a female avatar.

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:36 pm

Eunice P wrote:p.s. It's amusing how everyone here says I'm a he when I'm having a male avatar and says I'm a she when I'm having a female avatar.

Oh great. It's trying to confuse us again.

Cat42 · Post by **Cat42** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:45 pm

Eunice P wrote:p.s. It's amusing how everyone here says I'm a he when I'm having a male avatar and says I'm a she when I'm having a female avatar.

Gender is a funny thing, no one can really BE a gender, but they can have one, and sometiems swap them for another.

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