One eyed strippers

LostNgone · Post by **LostNgone** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:24 pm

Question for those living in Canada.

With no 1 or 2 dollar bills how do you tip strippers? Do they carry change purses aound or do you just throw 1, 2 dollar coins on stage when they are dancing. Or do you only put 5 dollar bills on stage?

You people either have a lot of very rich stripes or a lot of stripers with sight problems do to the flying coins.

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:31 am

Magnetic GArterbelts.

Either that or cybernatics have gotten more advanced and that take credit cards.

E~Man · Post by **E~Man** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:36 pm

Things are a bit different up here.

In Ontario at least...we don't do the U.S. style stripper tipping.

Ya go up on the stage during the third song and lay down on your back with a toonie held in your teeth and the dancer climbs around upon you for a bit then takes the toonie.

The $5 bill is a bit different...the bill is creased length-wise and placed over your nose and mouth...the dancer climbs on top of you...gets a bit wild...then picks up the fiver with her crotch.

Discaimer: I've never gone up on the stage myself (too chicken) but have watched from "perverts row" and I haven't gone to a strip club for a few years now.

*shrug* Things may have changed and gone milder or wilder.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:44 pm

My trip to Canada just got moved up a bit.

Though, I am reminded of a sex club in Thailand where the stripper comes out, does her thing, and you pay 50 bhat (which is like 12 cents or something) and roll some dice. If you roll highest you get go get up on stage and fuck the girl any way you want.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:42 pm

squidflakes wrote:My trip to Canada just got moved up a bit.

Though, I am reminded of a sex club in Thailand where the stripper comes out, does her thing, and you pay 50 bhat (which is like 12 cents or something) and roll some dice. If you roll highest you get go get up on stage and fuck the girl any way you want.

That sounds like bullshit.

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:51 pm

swordsman3003 wrote:
squidflakes wrote:My trip to Canada just got moved up a bit.

Though, I am reminded of a sex club in Thailand where the stripper comes out, does her thing, and you pay 50 bhat (which is like 12 cents or something) and roll some dice. If you roll highest you get go get up on stage and fuck the girl any way you want.
That sounds like bullshit.

Especially with the high percentile of people infected with some venereal disease or another in Thailand's 'entertainment' industry. I recall there's an impressive number of people contaminated with HIV.

LostNgone · Post by **LostNgone** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:30 pm

E~Man wrote:Things are a bit different up here.
The $5 bill is a bit different...the bill is creased length-wise and placed over your nose and mouth...the dancer climbs on top of you...gets a bit wild...then picks up the fiver with her crotch.

NASTY! do you know how many diseases you can get by doing that!

You should NEVER put money in your or near your mouth!

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:15 am

swordsman3003 wrote:
squidflakes wrote:My trip to Canada just got moved up a bit.

Though, I am reminded of a sex club in Thailand where the stripper comes out, does her thing, and you pay 50 bhat (which is like 12 cents or something) and roll some dice. If you roll highest you get go get up on stage and fuck the girl any way you want.
That sounds like bullshit.

negative.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:07 pm

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:36 pm

awwww, you spent all that time just to be a jackass? How sweet!

E~Man · Post by **E~Man** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:22 pm

LostNgone wrote:
E~Man wrote:Things are a bit different up here.
The $5 bill is a bit different...the bill is creased length-wise and placed over your nose and mouth...the dancer climbs on top of you...gets a bit wild...then picks up the fiver with her crotch.
NASTY! do you know how many diseases you can get by doing that!

You should NEVER put money in your or near your mouth!

Yup, money is dirty stuff...I have lost and liking for fivers that I

BenMCOB · Post by **BenMCOB** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:31 pm

swordsman3003 wrote:
squidflakes wrote:My trip to Canada just got moved up a bit.

Though, I am reminded of a sex club in Thailand where the stripper comes out, does her thing, and you pay 50 bhat (which is like 12 cents or something) and roll some dice. If you roll highest you get go get up on stage and fuck the girl any way you want.
That sounds like bullshit.

You use the Internet.

During this time you've found out about all sorts of things such as people who take photos of their ass which has been stretched open further than it is ever meant to be streched and posted it online, people who sketch, ink, colour and even TRANSLATE whole comics involving constipated women cutting themselves open in order to relieve themselves, people who sketch, ink and colour pictures of women having their limbs and over body parts cut off or open, people who enjoy looking at and jacking off to both types of the aforementioned pictures, people who somehow manage to track down a copy of a certain game where only 4 copies have ever been created and make it available freely online (on two seperate occasions), people who haven't even reached puberty hacking into or taking down various supposedly secure websites after self-teaching themselves how to do so, people who fall for horribly mispelt and suspicious spam and phishing emails, people who are absolutely convinced that George W. Bush is the best president in the history of mankind and is completely right in everything he does and people who truly believe that gay people are the scourge of mankind and the source of all the world's problems.

Compared to all this is it really all that unreasonable that someone decided to start up a live sex show in Thailand, a country infamous for it's prostitution trade, which can be participated in at a price that pretty accurately shows the economic state of their country?

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 3:17 am

all i can really say is that if any amount of tie went into making the dookie picture, i pray, PRAY that at least 90% of it was looking for an acceptable map of thailand. because if it wasn't, it is a sad, sad day for image software.

LostNgone · Post by **LostNgone** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 3:24 am

People, People we are talking about one-eyed strippers!

We shouldn't be arguing, we should be talking about strippers with eye patches!

OOOoooo BABY! take that eye patch off slowly for daddy.

O no! QUICK cold shower, cold shower!

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 3:46 am

Hard/Clay put it best: that's not what that hole is for.

well... unless you're REALLY persuasive.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 9:45 am

I don't know what's so sexy about an eye patch, but I know it doesn't extend to a missing leg, at least, not on a stripper.

Jackalope · Post by **Jackalope** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 9:48 am

One-eyed stripper:

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:04 am

I'd hit it, matey

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 8:45 pm

Ye wee scunner, get ye to me cabbin and i'll feck ye till yer covered in me tarter sauce.

Major Maxillary · Post by **Major Maxillary** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 12:41 am

i was always partial to the eye patch that covers a fourth of the face. like Hilda from Outlaw Star, or Beatrix.

very sexy.

Comic Genesis Forums

One eyed strippers

One eyed strippers

Dammit people!