Lie!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:55 pm

This isn't a thread about lying. Noone in this thread should post anything that is deliberately a lie. And you're not allowed to stretch those lies as much as you could.

By the way, I am a Star Wars fan.

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 3:18 pm

That's nice. I'm Napoleon and my comic is more popular than Penny Arcade. And what's more, I could kill everyone in this room using only THE POWER OF MY MIND.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 3:39 pm

I got attacked by a bird today. I tore it apart and ate it in front of its chicks as messily as I could. Then I laughed all the way home.

Nutcracker · Post by **Nutcracker** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 3:51 pm

mcDuffies wrote:This isn't a thread about lying.

Too bad because I HATE everyone here especially you.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:40 pm

This is a pretty crappy idea and it sucks. I'm going to go change the webcomic world for the better.

MariaAndMichelle · Post by **MariaAndMichelle** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:08 pm

We hate you all.

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:26 pm

I totally feel like posting some topless pics. Yeah.

Sput · Post by **Sput** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:28 pm

Man, I hate dressing scantily. I also hate yaoi.

You know what?

I'm a rabid hippy vegan, too. Fuck the military, man.

FUCK DRUGS.

TheBladeRoden2 · Post by **TheBladeRoden2** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:34 pm

I am not going to work on my comic today

Nicked · Post by **Nicked** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:49 pm

I sound like Tom Waits.

Bakaneko555 · Post by **Bakaneko555** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:52 pm

I have telekinesis.

Mvmarcz · Post by **Mvmarcz** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:02 pm

I'm so drawing my ass off and not spending the whole day secretly moving into my fiancee's parents house

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:21 pm

RA wrote:Man, I hate dressing scantily. I also hate yaoi.

You know what?

I'm a rabid hippy vegan, too. Fuck the military, man.

FUCK DRUGS.

I totally support you on that. Also, does anyone know where I can get some good fuck drugs? My email contact is not coming through.

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:29 pm

I work for a secret government agency that polices and monitors alien activity on Earth. And I have a huge, compensatory-sized ray gun.
But I don't really need it, cause I can use my finger as a gun. Completely true. I swear.

Heh, seriously though.
I have a super-computer that I assembled myself. It has gained self-awareness and is plotting to take over the world. It's what causes all the blue-screens all over the world.

Jackhass · Post by **Jackhass** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:40 pm

I don't have a huge penis.

Haha...just kidding...of course I do.

Steverules · Post by **Steverules** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 7:52 pm

My all time favorite song. Is there anything mcDuffies can't do? He's my hero.

The mcDuffies Man

Who can take a sunrise (who can take a sunrise)
Sprinkle it with dew (sprinkle it with dew)
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
mcDuffies Man (mcDuffies Man)
Oh,mcDuffies Man can (mcDuffies Man can)
mcDuffies Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
(Makes the world taste good)

Who can take a rainbow (who can take a rainbow)
Wrap it in a sigh (wrap it in a sigh)
Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie
mcDuffies Man (mcDuffies Man)
mcDuffies Man can (mcDuffies Man can)
mcDuffies Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
(Makes the world taste good)

(mcDuffies Man makes everything he bakes)
(Satisfying and delicious)
Now you talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes

Oh, who can take tomorrow (who can take tomorrow)
Dip it in a dream (dip it in a dream)
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
mcDuffies Man (mcDuffies Man)
Oh,mcDuffies Man can (mcDuffies Man can)
mcDuffies Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
(Makes the world taste good)

(mcDuffies Man makes everything he bakes)
(Satisfying and delicious)
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Who can take tomorrow (who can take tomorrow)
Dip it in a dream (dip it in a dream)
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
mcDuffies Man (mcDuffies Man)
mcDuffies Man can (mcDuffies Man can)
mcDuffies Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
(Makes the world taste good)

Yes,mcDuffies Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
(Makes the world taste good)
A-mcDuffies Man, a-mcDuffies Man, a-mcDuffies Man
(Makes the world taste good)
A-mcDuffies Man, a-mcDuffies Man, a-mcDuffies Man
(Makes the world taste good)
A-mcDuffies Man, a-mcDuffies Man, a-mcDuffies Man

Mooman · Post by **Mooman** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 7:58 pm

I...

...I can't...rawk...

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:03 pm

I totally didn't laugh at Steve's song.

But talking about fuck drugs, be careful. Last time I went to my dealer to buy some fuck drugs, I got into this big shootout, and I actually had to kill three people, and later I found out that one of them was my long lost twin brother. Let me tell you, it was so weird, standing there on the street and looking at that guy who looked exactly like me, who I just shot. It was particulary weird because he had his head shaved.

Plothole · Post by **Plothole** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:09 pm

*Doesn't imagine what a bald mcDuffies would look like*

...

Eww.

Komiyan · Post by **Komiyan** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:13 pm

You're all crappy amateurs, but that's ok because I've signed with Keenspot now and will be making BIG BUCKS $$$

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