Teacher's Pet

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:43 am

Yesterday Christine and I did a little roleplaying - specifically, we played the teacher-and-student game. At first, she was the music teacher and I was the student failing her class. She put me in detention for talking in class and skipping lessons, and instead of clapping erasers she tangled her fingers in my hair and held me down on her pussy and force-fed it to me. Then I asked if there was anything I could do for extra credit. She had me work on my "fingering."

Then I was the biology teacher and she the student who had to get her grades up or be thrown off the lacrosse team. I taught her a lesson on the differences between male and female reproductive organs, and asked if she had any questions. She said a friend of hers had mentioned oral sex once and she was curious how it worked. I didn't have a diagram for that so I was forced to use her and myself as demo aids.

She has a police officer's uniform and handcuffs too, but I can't get her to take me into custody.

Cuteswan · Post by **Cuteswan** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:23 am

Have you two ever watched Ebichu Minds the House? Your story just reminds me of the first Ebichuman short.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:38 am

...someday I'll have a girlfriend....

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:52 pm

.. someday i will be someones girlfriend...

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:56 pm

awwww.. those two posts together are 90% of the recipie for an on-line relationship.

also.. WOOO PHEAR MY BANANANANANANANANANNNNANANANANA!

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:01 pm

Ringringringringringringring BANANAPHONE!

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:33 pm

Ghastly wrote:Ringringringringringringring BANANAPHONE!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone.php

you forgot a link unka Ghastly!

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:07 am

Nope, never saw Ebichu minds the house.

And yesterday we brainstormed the following additions to our new game:

Cop arresting a prostitute while she tries to earn her freedom
Librarian punishing a boy with a long-overdue library book
Lifeguard rescuing a girl who shows how extremely grateful she is
Prison Guard forcing himself on a prisoner
Doctor and patient
Doctor and nurse
Nurse and patient

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:07 am

mruahah! I have successfully NEVER seen the banana phone thing!

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:50 am

There once was a man from Havana
Fucked a girl on a player piana
at the height of their fever
her ass hit a lever
Yes! He has no banana!

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:10 pm

Eh, why does squiddy have a banana?

BenMCOB · Post by **BenMCOB** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:05 pm

I think the real question here is why wouldn't squiddy have a banana?

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:41 pm

ahhhhhh you gain wisdom