Presidential dresses in the Forum

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:58 pm

Mr.Bob wrote: All the amazing comics

Absolutely phantasmically stunning!

*bounces*

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:59 pm

AsterAzul wrote: You've got bigger fish to fry, eh?

Fry in gravy.

*removes his hat for Mooman* The wig martyr. His sacrifice will not be forgotten.

AsterAzul · Post by **AsterAzul** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:25 pm

Yaaaayyy!

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:38 pm

Well, now that Bob's out of power, let me just say that I've always been deeply opposed to his oligarchy. I deplore elitism and everything it stands for. I have always been a supporter of democracy and an opponent of Bob.

But, as Bob's Vice President, I am now going to have to take my perfectly just and deserved position as the wholly rightfully elected President. Now now, let's have no silly protests, this is [now] a political democracy after all.

I'll be busy readying a new program for the Goobla administration, choosing the cabinet, instituting some democratic reforms, all that good stuff. In the mean time, content yourselves with your new freedoms. Praise be to Space.

* Walks away all non-chalant *

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:43 pm

Waaaaait a minute, I thought you were just the highest ranking non-threatened by wig-bombs member of the cabinet, not the vice president. Doesn't someone else get to take charge, now?

Someone who has the gravy and wigs the people need?

Edit: I mean, it certainly wouldn't be Kirb, even though he was ahead of Goob on The List, he doesn't have the resources, the full head of luxurious artificial hair or the noble eye that we need in a leader.

BrownEyedCat · Post by **BrownEyedCat** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:44 pm

Holy-friggen'-cow!

For his noble sacrifice, I'd like to declare this homecoming in honor of Mooman!

But since I'm the Prom Queen, I do not have the authority to do so.

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:48 pm

You people forget that I was First Lady and, in the event of a presidential fall from grace, I gain control of the estate and all legal documents contained therein.

*shreds paper which reads PRESIDENTIAL CHAIN OF COMMAND*

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:49 pm

Wait a tick, you were a fake First Lady! Furthermore, the First Lady has no authority other then that of making drunken jokes!

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:50 pm

Mercury Hat wrote:You people forget that I was First Lady

You were -pretending- to be First Lady.

The people need someone who could easily be used for a pictoral symbol of total world domination, someone with tentacles.

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:50 pm

*shreds paper reading GOOBLA'S PAYSTUB and WHO IS FIRST LADY, ANYHOW?*

And I was not pretending, I got to go on stage with Bob and wear a pretty dress and everything. How many of you other supposed First Ladies got to do that, hmm? HMM?

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:53 pm

Mercury Hat wrote:*shreds paper reading GOOBLA'S PAYSTUB and WHO IS FIRST LADY, ANYHOW?*

And I was not pretending, I got to go on stage with Bob and wear a pretty dress and everything. How many of you other supposed First Ladies got to do that, hmm? HMM?

At least MY mustache is real.

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:58 pm

Sortelli wrote:
Mercury Hat wrote:*shreds paper reading GOOBLA'S PAYSTUB and WHO IS FIRST LADY, ANYHOW?*

And I was not pretending, I got to go on stage with Bob and wear a pretty dress and everything. How many of you other supposed First Ladies got to do that, hmm? HMM?
At least MY mustache is real.

...you don't have to be so cruel about it

*shreds document labeled GRAVY BUDGET*

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:04 pm

Mercury Hat wrote:
Sortelli wrote:At least MY mustache is real.
...you don't have to be so cruel about it

*shreds document labeled GRAVY BUDGET*

Yeah, and where did that fake mustache come from, hmm? What produced the disguise that protected you from the roving fox-girl death squads during the dark days of the Bob administration?

That's right. It came from the finest shaved mustache trees. Grown on the organic wig plantation of the future.

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:06 pm

Actually I just used some of my own hair. I needed a trim, anyway.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:12 pm

Mercury Hat wrote:Actually I just used some of my own hair. I needed a trim, anyway.

. . .

Barbarian!!!!!

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:13 pm

Barbarian?! YOU were the one who shaved a monkey for a Presidential wig!

(Edit, we're just taking over this thread, aren't we

?)

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:16 pm

That was RyClaude! I just did the weaving!

Crap, I mean, uh, I outsourced the weaving. I was not responsible for the bomb. *shifty eyes*

In fact, I never saw that wig before in my life.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:18 pm

Mercury Hat wrote:(Edit, we're just taking over this thread, aren't we ?)

It's more than that, sister, we're taking over this WHOLE FORUM!

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:19 pm

Sortelli wrote:
Mercury Hat wrote:(Edit, we're just taking over this thread, aren't we ?)
It's more than that, sister, we're taking over this WHOLE FORUM!

WHOO, you work on taking over the forum, I'll work on taking over the chat.

FOR INANITY!

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:33 pm

Mercury Hat wrote:WHOO, you work on taking over the forum, I'll work on taking over the chat.

FOR INANITY!

Yes!!!! . . . what do I do next?