Presidential dresses in the Forum

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 7:54 am

We're mopping up after you, you bunny git!

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 7:57 am

Mooman wrote:Ah, the funny thing is, that the whole 'tie-breaker' thing in the original vote was what I was going for, then I go away on a lil holiday and completely forget. Hoorah!

Well, Bob won in the end, so he can't be too mad at me.

Right?

ATTENTION ALL BOUNTY HUNTERS, JOB-SEEKERS, AND MEN-AT-ARMS:

A bounty has just been proclaimed on the head of Mooman.
HE IS WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE.
BOUNTY WILL BE TRIPPLED UPON CAPTURE !!

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 8:04 am

cat42 wrote:
AsterAzul wrote:*quietly joins the rebellion with the foxgirls*
*whee! foxgirls!*
I would like you to know, however, that the main Fox Girl in question, Mercury Hat, is currently working for us. More or less.

I mean, she did one of my jobs for me...

No, no, no, that Nick fellow did your errand. I have nothing to do with foxmen, they might as well be pigs.

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 8:08 am

- K-Dawg

- Canada

- Ireland

- Mercury Hat

- Torture of Mooman

NEW - Arse irritators

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 8:10 am

soo, minister of homoerotic affairs (yuri) is not yet taken?

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 8:17 am

Not yet, but I will need samples!

Birdie · Post by **Birdie** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 8:20 am

Booze, Booze, Booze and Booze
Bob provides us the most booze
because Bob is great!

oh poor sad mooman
he will suffer Bob's wrath from
a day late voting!

my appologies
for not writing more poems
I was out drinking!

My Leige, King Bob
known as El Presidente
you're great in all forms!

Cat42 · Post by **Cat42** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 8:46 am

Mercury Hat wrote:
cat42 wrote:
AsterAzul wrote:*quietly joins the rebellion with the foxgirls*
*whee! foxgirls!*
I would like you to know, however, that the main Fox Girl in question, Mercury Hat, is currently working for us. More or less.

I mean, she did one of my jobs for me...
No, no, no, that Nick fellow did your errand. I have nothing to do with foxmen, they might as well be pigs.

Dammit! Your right.

I'm screwing myself up right now, I'm LOOKING for Mercury Hat, and I am the one in disguise.

Dammit.

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 9:36 am

lesbian mermaids! what's not to like? vote (hahahahaha) goblin for minister of homoerotic affairs (yuri)!!

Leko · Post by **Leko** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 9:48 am

Mr.Bob wrote:
Leko wrote: That should be "powerful", "fowl", "ensure", "tomorrow", "shall", "easily","sacrifices", "wretched", "suspiciously", "a", "finally", "concerns", and "minutes".

Honestly, Mr. Bob, with sloppy people like this in the very core of your cabinet, we Anarchists need hardly rebel at all. You'll bring your own system crashing down arund your ears by next Tuesday. *smirk*
Haha! What do we have here?A slave to the laws of grammer and spelling! And you call yourself an anarchist! Your corrupted ideals will be your downfall. Why don't you just make it easy for yourself and join us instead? How does the Ministry of proper spelling and grammer sound to you? Hmm?

Being an anarchist means I choose which laws to follow, not that I don't follow any laws at all! I'd say something like "I'll never join you!" but that would be cliche. Consider yourself properly chastised to that effect.

Corgan_dane · Post by **Corgan_dane** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 9:52 am

(Runs through, slaps a bumper sticker over the president's mouth, and leaps out a window to freedom.)

BWAHA!!

Faceless · Post by **Faceless** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 9:53 am

Leko wrote:
Mr.Bob wrote:
Leko wrote: That should be "powerful", "fowl", "ensure", "tomorrow", "shall", "easily","sacrifices", "wretched", "suspiciously", "a", "finally", "concerns", and "minutes".

Honestly, Mr. Bob, with sloppy people like this in the very core of your cabinet, we Anarchists need hardly rebel at all. You'll bring your own system crashing down arund your ears by next Tuesday. *smirk*
Haha! What do we have here?A slave to the laws of grammer and spelling! And you call yourself an anarchist! Your corrupted ideals will be your downfall. Why don't you just make it easy for yourself and join us instead? How does the Ministry of proper spelling and grammer sound to you? Hmm?
Being an anarchist means I choose which laws to follow, not that I don't follow any laws at all! I'd say something like "I'll never join you!" but that would be cliche. Consider yourself properly chastised to that effect.

But, you kinda said "I'll never join you!" anyway.
Komiyan, is there a cliche tax yet?

Leko · Post by **Leko** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 10:00 am

Haha! Excellent, Corgan! Bumper sticker warfare!

Faceless wrote:
Leko wrote:
Mr.Bob wrote: Haha! What do we have here?A slave to the laws of grammer and spelling! And you call yourself an anarchist! Your corrupted ideals will be your downfall. Why don't you just make it easy for yourself and join us instead? How does the Ministry of proper spelling and grammer sound to you? Hmm?
Being an anarchist means I choose which laws to follow, not that I don't follow any laws at all! I'd say something like "I'll never join you!" but that would be cliche. Consider yourself properly chastised to that effect.
But, you kinda said "I'll never join you!" anyway.
Komiyan, is there a cliche tax yet?

Another beauty of being anarchist is that I don't pay any taxes. And hey, I'll be shot on sight already anyway, so why bother following any of the other laws Mr. Bob has put into effect? You're just making it that much easier for me to add "Tax evasion" to my list of crimes against the establishment.

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 10:02 am

- Corgan

Komiyan · Post by **Komiyan** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:01 am

Leko wrote: Another beauty of being anarchist is that I don't pay any taxes. And hey, I'll be shot on sight already anyway, so why bother following any of the other laws Mr. Bob has put into effect? You're just making it that much easier for me to add "Tax evasion" to my list of crimes against the establishment.

*taps clipboard with pencil*
Well, you can try that if you really like. Means we can put a bigger bounty on your head.

It would be far easier to just... pay up.

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:10 am

A Special Message from the Ministry of Rationalization

by the Hon. Buddy Goobla, Minister of Rationalization

Defending the Bob Oligarchy is the patriotic duty of every GD citizen. It shall be my intention to help such patriots defend themselves against the silly anarchist arguments, and indeed, to understand the very nature of the Bob Oligarchy and why it must always be so.

Why do we need an oligarchy?

Many feel a natural inclination toward egalitarianism, largely because they're not a part of an elite, so it comes as a violation of conscience that power should be concentrated in the hands of this elite. First, understand these people are stupid. This will go a long way towards explaining irrational imperatives such as "equality" and "charity".

Why we need an oligarchy however, is indeed an interesting and important question. Stratification, inequity and hierarchical organization are natural, my friend. They are indeed themselves unavoidable. People are undeniably different in their capacities and abilities, and certain individuals are clearly more able then others. This is not something to be balked at, it is something to be embraced.

For the elite, being able and skilled, are the ones who single handedly sustain the whole of civilization. They defend, teach, invent, lead and organize the rest of the society and group, in order to guarentee not only their happiness, but their very survival. It is not so much that Bob concentrates power in a few hands, as power is naturally aggrandized among them.

Anarchism, and other strange egalitarian philosophies, are revolts against nature itself. For the oligarchy or elite, are as much a social necessity as food or shelter. We cannot live without them, and their altruistic actions should not be shunned out of common fear and ignorance. Any society that did, would meet its own demise.

We can see before us how many "egalitarian" societies there are. None. Natural selection in our social progress has proved oligarchy to be the most fit form of societal organization, and conversely, proved equality a bitter delusion unfit for self-replication. Anarchists would, in their quest for freedom and equality, destroy civilization itself.

Is President Bob always right?

In a word, yes. How is it that this can be so? We are often instructed at an early age to believe that "everyone makes mistakes". This is clearly nonsense, as we've already agreed that Bob is infallible. But how exactly is it that Bob is infallible, the inquistive mind wonders, before being sent to be vaporized.

In response to the earlier question, we've acknowledged that power is naturally aggrandized among the elite. One of the core reasons, is because the elite are the best and most reasoned persons. If this were not so, we could not rationally expect them to possess such power as they do. The elite are inevitably the most fit to reason and as such, are far more correct in their beliefs and understandings then the common person. The opinion of the elite, at every moment, reflects the best knowledge available to humankind.

One may contend that this does not immediately make one's beliefs correct, even though they may be the best approximation of reality we have. However, due the nature of existence, our ability to actually understand and have definate knowledge of the objective world is limited. Due to the agnostic nature of our understanding, in any meaningful sense, knowledge only ever is the best approximation.

Therefore we handily see how it is that Bob can at one moment be correct in every belief he holds, while at the next moment, changing his positions, Bob remains equally as correct as in the moment before. At every moment, whatever the position of the oligarchy may be, it is necessarily the truth. Orthodoxy means truth.

Summarizing the Conclusion of the Summary

These perfectly true and just doctrines; the elite necessity and the elite infallibility, comprise the most core principles of the oligarchy. There may however be more things requested for rationalization, and the Ministry serves to justify them. If any party members or common citizens desire rationalizations for the world before them, do not be hesitant to ask you local worker from the Ministry.

Bob bless,

Hon. Buddy Goobla

TheLoserHero · Post by **TheLoserHero** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:18 am

I did not read the above statement, but I approve, because I am the ignorant public.

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:21 am

I am President Bob, and I approve that message.

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:29 am

*sets up the K-Dawg traps*

Kirb · Post by **Kirb** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:49 am

I must also add that Bob has been chosen by the divine number 85. (Through me, of course. Only me.)
And as we have seen throughout history, leaders chosen through Divine Right have always been the wisest and most powerful, sometimes rivaling the Gods themselves. We, who are not as wise, powerful or have such a blessed set of hair, should bow before this President with the utmost respect, even regarding our own executions as a great honor.

But then, there is the Revolution. They are heretical, evil 85-haters, who kill cute puppies everyday in order to please their heathen number 86. I even sometimes hear they do not resize their comic images when they scan. We must rise against these murderous animals, for they so strongly oppose our flawless and loved Governmental system.

If you have any information regarding these puppy-killers,
contact RYclaude, Minister of Offence at 1-800-JUSTICE immediately.

May Bob bless you all.