Cookie Monster

Kirb · Post by **Kirb** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:58 pm

Everyday, it seems as though a piece of my early childhood is broken off and the shards are used to stab my brain.

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:47 am

It's certainly weird thinking of the Cookie Monster as a healthy eater, but I can't really fault the creators of a children's program for feeling the need to be socially conscientious.

Van Douchebag · Post by **Van Douchebag** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:52 am

If you think that's bad, check out today's comic.

Dutch! · Post by **Dutch!** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:22 am

Mate, I remember when Elmo first turned up as an annoying little red monster who got in everyone's way. Things change. Isn't Bert gay now?

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:44 am

Who the fuck is Hoots the Owl?! He's destroying Sesame Street... THAT'S MY JOB!

Bert's homosexuality isn't really recognized as being "a part of the show", for the most part it's an ambiguous characteristic of him. I think snopes has an article or two about Sesame Street.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:56 am

Van Douchebag wrote:If you think that's bad, check out today's comic.

I almost fell out of my chair when I read that this morning, Van. Fan-Freakin-tastic!

Also, yes, it's about time cookie monster got into a 12 step program about his cookie problems. His friends have been worried.

America isn't going to help obese children by harping at them on sesame street, but it's a nice start.

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:00 am

Must they destroy everything I used to love?

Cortland · Post by **Cortland** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:15 am

Wow, this is bringing back so many childhood memories. Anybody remember when everybody thought Mr. Snufulupugus was just Big Bird's imaginary friend and nobody believed he really existed? Elmo was the one who helped expose him. I also remember when Mr. Hooper died. That was sad.

And I believe Cookie Monster is known for eating just about anything available, including foam props, drywall, and cookies.

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:21 am

This isn't the first time Cookie Monster has been on a heal food kick. I remember him doing a "Health food rap,

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:33 am

cortland wrote:Wow, this is bringing back so many childhood memories. Anybody remember when everybody thought Mr. Snufulupugus was just Big Bird's imaginary friend and nobody believed he really existed? Elmo was the one who helped expose him. I also remember when Mr. Hooper died. That was sad.

And I believe Cookie Monster is known for eating just about anything available, including foam props, drywall, and cookies.

Damn I didn't know Snufulupugus was thought of as Big Bird's imaginary friend. I never saw that once in the years i've been watching Sesame Street.

Let's see I do remember the fire that happened, those two people getting married (Gina and Hector was it?), and I remember Big Bird waiting for Santa Clause.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:44 am

Dutch! wrote:Isn't Bert gay now?

People always suspected that Bert and Ernie had a thing going. Just because 2 guys live together, people always have to think dirty thoughts.

Bert is totally a bottom.

JPSloan · Post by **JPSloan** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:58 am

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:
Dutch! wrote:Isn't Bert gay now?
People always suspected that Bert and Ernie had a thing going. Just because 2 guys live together, people always have to think dirty thoughts.

Bert is totally a bottom.

You figure? I always thought of Ernie as wearing the collar in the family.

What?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:02 am

JPSloan wrote:
PeppermintAfterlife wrote:
Dutch! wrote:Isn't Bert gay now?
People always suspected that Bert and Ernie had a thing going. Just because 2 guys live together, people always have to think dirty thoughts.

Bert is totally a bottom.
You figure? I always thought of Ernie as wearing the collar in the family.

What?

It's all just a front; what Bert really wants is to be dominated.

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:02 am

K-Dawg wrote:
cortland wrote:Wow, this is bringing back so many childhood memories. Anybody remember when everybody thought Mr. Snufulupugus was just Big Bird's imaginary friend and nobody believed he really existed? Elmo was the one who helped expose him. I also remember when Mr. Hooper died. That was sad.

And I believe Cookie Monster is known for eating just about anything available, including foam props, drywall, and cookies.
Damn I didn't know Snufulupugus was thought of as Big Bird's imaginary friend. I never saw that once in the years i've been watching Sesame Street.

Let's see I do remember the fire that happened, those two people getting married (Gina and Hector was it?), and I remember Big Bird waiting for Santa Clause.

Damn, now I feel old. That was the whole thing when Snuffy was first introduced, that he was Big Bird's "imaginary" friend, who always managed to disappear whenever anyone else approached. It was a huge deal when he was finally revealed (including to Phil Donahue, I believe).

JPSloan · Post by **JPSloan** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:13 am

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:
JPSloan wrote:
PeppermintAfterlife wrote: People always suspected that Bert and Ernie had a thing going. Just because 2 guys live together, people always have to think dirty thoughts.

Bert is totally a bottom.
You figure? I always thought of Ernie as wearing the collar in the family.

What?
It's all just a front; what Bert really wants is to be dominated.

Come to think of it, you're right. All that aggressive proactive lifestyle he leads, when he gets home at the end of a good educational program, all he really needs is a ballgag and some e-stim.

Cortland · Post by **Cortland** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:30 am

K-Dawg wrote:
cortland wrote:Wow, this is bringing back so many childhood memories. Anybody remember when everybody thought Mr. Snufulupugus was just Big Bird's imaginary friend and nobody believed he really existed? Elmo was the one who helped expose him. I also remember when Mr. Hooper died. That was sad.

And I believe Cookie Monster is known for eating just about anything available, including foam props, drywall, and cookies.
Damn I didn't know Snufulupugus was thought of as Big Bird's imaginary friend. I never saw that once in the years i've been watching Sesame Street.

Let's see I do remember the fire that happened, those two people getting married (Gina and Hector was it?), and I remember Big Bird waiting for Santa Clause.

Those guys must've come on the scene way after my time. When I grew out of watching the show, the regular human (non-Muppet) cast consisted of Gordon, his wife Olivia, Luis, his wife (Maria, I think), and Bob (the token white guy).

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:32 am

My bad they were call Luis and Maria...why the hell did I think of Hector? Who the hell is Hector?

Stinkywigfiddle · Post by **Stinkywigfiddle** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:38 am

At least he hasn't put on corrective eye glasses, combed his fur, and changed his name to Carrot Monster.

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:40 am

this still isn't as bad as the loonatics. this is kinda like "gotta put the ducky down", the educational song about... er.. putting the rubber ducky down so you can play your saxamaphone. cookie monster still loves cookies, but he now knows the bensfits if fruits and veggies. it's just cookies taste better.

MariaAndMichelle · Post by **MariaAndMichelle** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:20 am

JPSloan wrote:
PeppermintAfterlife wrote:
JPSloan wrote: You figure? I always thought of Ernie as wearing the collar in the family.

What?
It's all just a front; what Bert really wants is to be dominated.
Come to think of it, you're right. All that aggressive proactive lifestyle he leads, when he gets home at the end of a good educational program, all he really needs is a ballgag and some e-stim.

Not that we're against the Bert/Ernie thing (seriously, us, AGAINST man-love?), but aren't they brothers?