Is it just me or....

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 8:20 pm

Off with her head!

JexKerome · Post by **JexKerome** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 7:03 pm

Well, man, chill out. People are SUPPOSED to die when you shoot them. Specially in the head.

Besides, as long as your alibi holds and the gun's never found you are in the clear. Trust me. LA cops are only professional in Hollywood movies.

Now relax, take the money off the account, and go enjoy your pay in some caribbean resort or other.

I recommend Canc

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 7:05 pm

JexKerome wrote:People are SUPPOSED to die when you shoot them. Specially in the head.

Only if the brain is considered vital. And honestly, who needs that silly thing nowadays?

Isukiyomi · Post by **Isukiyomi** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 7:09 pm

Cope wrote:
JexKerome wrote:People are SUPPOSED to die when you shoot them. Specially in the head.
Only if the brain is considered vital. And honestly, who needs that silly thing nowadays?

Well let's test that theory out... (uses mallet to squish Cope's brain)

Spriteville, USA · Post by **Spriteville, USA** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 7:11 pm

Please, I'm serious. Don't tell anyone that I cry over my stuffed animals still ok? Please promise me.

Smight · Post by **Smight** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 7:40 pm

Hey everyone! guess what I just heard about spriteville!!!!!

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 7:48 pm

Isukiyomi wrote:Well let's test that theory out... (uses mallet to squish Cope's brain)

I LIVE!

Bwahahahaa..aaa...*gurgle*...*splutter*.........*fart*....

Isukiyomi · Post by **Isukiyomi** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:39 pm

*rings bell* Fresh brains for sale!

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 8:42 am

hmm...you'd think brains would be in short supply around here, too...

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 8:46 am

I'm working on Gemini!

JexKerome · Post by **JexKerome** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 6:33 pm

A hornet with quad gemini launchers will do the job. It takes a rather skillful player to outrun 72 homing missiles. Then you just go over and pick up the cargo and go home.

Johndisko · Post by **Johndisko** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:47 am

or the dogs

or the bees

or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:54 am

I wonder how Joel Fagin feels about how he's created a DNR thread in GD?

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 6:33 am

Well, nobody has shamed him yet.

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 6:33 am

full of gumbo, I'm sure

JexKerome · Post by **JexKerome** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:47 am

Trust me on this: Taco Bell is NOT mexican food.

Johndisko · Post by **Johndisko** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:55 pm

neither is mcdonalds, but they sell burritos too

-jd

Leko · Post by **Leko** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:33 pm

Cope wrote:I wonder how Joel Fagin feels about how he's created a DNR thread in GD?

I'm still waiting for people to run out of randomosity. Though now that I think about it, I probably shouldn't hold my breath.

Mooman · Post by **Mooman** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:36 pm

Keenspace ryhmes with mean face.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:41 pm

There was this time my roommate and I decided to make iced tea. During the dilution stage, we substituted cinamon schapps for the last 8 oz. of water. We added a cap of peppermint extract, and started to drink the tea.

Boy, it was tasty!