Oooh! Bright Shiny Objects!

Michael Martin · Post by **Michael Martin** » Thu Aug 31, 2000 4:15 am

Well, your Orbital Mind Control Lasers worked like a charm. There I was, at about midnight:***THOUGHT TRANSCRIPT FOLLOWS***
[Stolen from NWO archives]12:00 Midnight: Hmm. Floor 13. Sure, I'll check it out... Two a week, shouldn't take more'n half an hour to go through...12:01: Daily? How long does this last?12:15: I should stop now. I can catch up in the morning. I need to get on a better schedule. 1:00: OK, maybe I should stop now. 1:30: Ah, what the heck. I'll read until 2:00 and then stop. 2:00: Hey! I just finished the archives! Did someone plan it that way? No. No, of course not. What am I thinking?***END TRANSCRIPT***
***Class 5 Security alert initated***
***Launching clean-up crew***--Michael
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Richard Cobbett · Post by **Richard Cobbett** » Tue Sep 05, 2000 3:53 am

Um...yeah!

It is a twice weekly strip (although expect a pause at the end of this week because I've just moved, my work PC is a Macintosh and I don't know anyone here with a modem and therefore can't upload new strips grrrrr.) but it's been running for quite a while

) I apologise by the way - nobody should have to read those bloody squirrel strips that late at night!And by the archive, did you include the parodies and articles? If not there will be crushing.....------------------

Richard Cobbett
The Man, The Myth, The Hyperbole <A HREF="http://floor13.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://floor13.keenspace.com</A>

Michael Martin · Post by **Michael Martin** » Tue Sep 05, 2000 6:29 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Richard Cobbett:
And by the archive, did you include the parodies and articles? If not there will be crushing.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>But there's always much crushing, is there not? I skimmed 'em, but as a non-movie sort there's not a lot there for me.--Michael

Richard Cobbett · Post by **Richard Cobbett** » Tue Sep 05, 2000 7:21 am

Crushing is not just an action...it's a way of life. Nausicaa's anyway. As for the archives, yeah - it is mostly skewed towards films, games, Pokemon (When I wrote "Sex, Drugs and Pokemon" I absolutely hated the little sods, after Pokeprank I started to actually enjoy the whole thing. Jessie! James! Etc!) and so forth. Unfortunately I don't have anything like the amount of free time to update....no, wait - that's wrong. It's more that if the choice is between playing a new game and spending time with PSP making a sarcastic picture of it the former will usually win

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Christopher Kammerer · Wed Sep 20, 2000 7:15 am

This forum and comic is so fucking lame. I think and know I could kick your ass.
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Richard Cobbett · Post by **Richard Cobbett** » Thu Sep 21, 2000 11:58 am

I love you too, Chris.
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Christopher Kammerer · Sat Sep 23, 2000 12:08 am

Truth hurts doesn't you sorry son of a bitch. Oh by the way your mother lied to you, you are different. Burn in hell.
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Dan Nicholls · Post by **Dan Nicholls** » Mon Sep 25, 2000 3:03 am

For free?!I know one Shanghai sailor who's gonna be PISSED with you Cristopher.------------------
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Richard Cobbett · Post by **Richard Cobbett** » Mon Sep 25, 2000 11:41 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>I break jaws and egos all for a low price.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yeah, but you pleasure sailors on the docks for free.
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Christopher Kammerer · Tue Sep 26, 2000 11:26 am

You have a smart ass remark for everything don't you. I'm sure you sat at home all day thinking of that one. Not very funny. What's funny is your pathetic excuse for a forum. Burn.
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Dan Nicholls · Post by **Dan Nicholls** » Tue Sep 26, 2000 11:45 am

Why yes, yes I do have a smart ass answer for just about all your party needs. The small occipital lobe special may be of particular interest to you. But please, be sure to check out the elephantism and oedipus complex combo before you decide.------------------
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Richard Cobbett · Post by **Richard Cobbett** » Tue Sep 26, 2000 11:53 am

All day? Well, I did have plenty of spare time waiting for my jaw and ego to be smashed. So far it's been less of a mangonel than a mouse, and less of an oneger than an 'ore. But let's leave your dockland colleagues out of it.------------------

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Rocket Raider · Post by **Rocket Raider** » Wed Sep 27, 2000 2:52 am

Hey, Rich! I've never visited your forums, but I'm signed up now! You know me, the guy who sent you that 13 page assassination based prank from Napster? Me? Ahh, well...
*Glares at Chris*Well, aren't we in an 'I want my ass kicked' mood today... why the Hell would you sign up to a board just to denounce it? And then keep replying? It boggles the mind. And where do you live? Live anywhere in Canada? If you do, I can find you and boot yo' hating ass down to Hell. Here's a good board for you.
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Rocket Raider · Post by **Rocket Raider** » Wed Sep 27, 2000 3:07 am

Ps, expect me as a regular aorund here.------------------
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Richard Cobbett · Post by **Richard Cobbett** » Wed Sep 27, 2000 4:13 am

Yes, of course I remember. (P.S. if you or anybody else sent me any mail after that which I didn't reply to, I recently moved and in my current accomodation I have to lunk the entire PC across a house to get it near a phoneline - so I don't do it often, plus with my keyboard playing up typing takes aeons (hence the lack of humour stuff promised on the front page)). There, a nice long sentence.As for forums, hey - neat. It would be nice to have another regular, given that Chris and I exhausted all conversation after I explained to him that the enema kit that I bought him for his birthday was intended for use as a catheter <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">
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Michael Martin · Post by **Michael Martin** » Wed Oct 04, 2000 2:51 am

I'm still around, too, though I haven't had much to say. Now that he's gone away, I can reverse it by saying you're the first strip I recommend when you go to my links page.Why, no, that's not a subliminal plug. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"> Sheesh. Nobody trusts anybody these days...--Michael------------------
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Richard Cobbett · Post by **Richard Cobbett** » Thu Oct 05, 2000 11:39 am

I know - I'm touched <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">
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Christopher Kammerer · Sun Oct 15, 2000 11:32 am

Crazy fucking Americans. Now we all no why America is on the verge of self-destruction. People like you. Or the fact that in a few years there going to rename it Mexico. I'm going to give some advice that will save your life one day. DRINK MILK!------------------
I break jaws and egos all for a low price.

Richard Cobbett · Post by **Richard Cobbett** » Mon Oct 16, 2000 12:33 am

You mean...I'm the reason that America is going down the tubes? Excellent. Who would have thought that I, a humbleENGLISHMANcould have so much impact on one of the biggest, most powerful countries in the world. Wow. You heard it here first folks! I rock, and you are all at my mercy.Nice to see you back Chris, we missed you. Try standing still next time.
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Rocket Raider · Post by **Rocket Raider** » Mon Oct 16, 2000 1:16 am

I'm Canadian. Canada's better.------------------
Damn yo' cold, evil black hearts, Neos