The other super powers

Sandra Tayler · Post by **Sandra Tayler** » Wed Dec 06, 2000 1:16 am

I just got the chance to read yesterday's comic and I want to know what the powers of the OTHER support group members are.I have this feeling that it will make me giggle.

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Wed Dec 06, 2000 8:11 am

Who, you mean Squirrel Man, Gravity Hair Woman, The Eye and Captain Sayvhat? Their powers were never explained.------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 197 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 197** » Thu Dec 07, 2000 12:35 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Randy:
Who, you mean Squirrel Man, Gravity Hair Woman, The Eye and Captain Sayvhat?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
If I may?
Squirrel Man is so named because he is always seen in the presence of squirrels. His power is not the ability to communicate with them, though. He sweats walnut oil...Gravity Hair Woman was bitten by a radioactive spider as a child, and foolishly agreed to an out-of-court settlement with the nuclear power plant in which they offered her a lifetime supply of hairspray from one of their subsidiary companies. Lately she's just trying to soak them for all she can.The Eye is actually an alien parasite, who has taken control of a human female and attempted to disguise himself as one of her eyes. He's not much of a super-villian, however, since he's unwilling to put out the eyes she HAS (compassion... pah!), and hence ends up sticking out and giving away his disguise. Oh, and his host is diabetic, anemic, and suffers from CFS. He sure can pick 'em.Sadly, he is completely blind.Captain Sayvhat was born Saivat Nguyen Kim in 1938, and served as a whaling captain until the UN ban on whaling. His name is merely a pronunciation accident, unfortuately coupled by the fact that he does have big ears. To his credit, he is at war with the baldness fairies. They've made off with half his hair, but he's killed 23 of their fiendish little agents.--Howard "I knew there was a story behind all this" Tayler[This message has been edited by Howard (edited 12-07-2000).]

Sandra Tayler · Post by **Sandra Tayler** » Fri Dec 08, 2000 8:36 am

Just as a note, the guy who can digest metal doesn't say anything about being able to CHEW metal. So I figure that he can only digest it if he can swallow it whole without rendering damage to his esophagus. This makes his super power even more useless.And me more giggly.

ZOMBIE USER 197 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 197** » Fri Dec 08, 2000 9:02 am

Forget "Frosted mini-wheats." His breakfast is "Rusted mini-ingots."YUM!

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Fri Dec 08, 2000 10:55 am

Rusty mini-ingots, breakfast of champiOUCH...------------------
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Glych · Post by **Glych** » Fri Dec 08, 2000 11:00 am

I have to give Randy a round of applause for developing better "super"-powers than today's comic book characters. But, I'm surprised that the meeting manager (Captain Cliche) wasn't present... was he in a heated argument with his arch nemesis, Dr. Original?


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