Praise be Goobla

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 8:07 am

You may now call me Reverend Goobla, for I am now an ordained minister. Who wants their sins absolved? ( Methinks you'll need to commit a few first to show me you require saving.

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Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 8:09 am

Would these be posting sins i.e. trolling, flaming, etc or sins in general?

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 8:12 am

I was thinking more along the lines of lust.

Jaster! · Post by **Jaster!** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 8:46 am

Lust? In Keenspace? That doesn't make any sense at all.

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 9:02 am

Aw well. I hereby absolve the sins of everyone on this planet except for the following people (this list is subject to change):

Religious Fundies
George "Dubya" Bush
The Pope
People who prefer Coke to Pepsi
That chick that wouldn't sleep with me
War
That dude that wouldn't sleep with me
Lassie
Yahweh
All the teachers that ever failed me
Mother Teresa
Guys who wear necklaces

Phact0rri · Post by **Phact0rri** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 9:05 am

I should probably be afraid now... *snickers* congrats Goobla

Luprand · Post by **Luprand** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 11:20 am

*looks down at the little arrowhead around his neck*

Meep ...

--Sij

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 11:59 am

He never did say in which order he had been ordained.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:47 pm

Checks.

TheGoobla wrote: That dude that wouldn't sleep with me

Hm. Nope. No me on that list.

Dan Nicholls · Post by **Dan Nicholls** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:52 pm

Methinks I'm okay with not being forgiven on this account.

*goes to have more rum and coke*

Chaos Cricket · Post by **Chaos Cricket** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 2:07 pm

Ordained? Is it one of those denominations that ends with everyone drinkin' the spiked kool-aid?

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 6:21 pm

goob, is this the hippee order (literally) that allows you to be ordained online? I actually know another ordained minister in that order. he did it partially for religious beliefs, partially because he felt it would be a useful ability to have, and partially because the idea of getting friends drunk and marrying them appealed to him.

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 7:13 pm

Chaos Cricket wrote:Ordained? Is it one of those denominations that ends with everyone drinkin' the spiked kool-aid?

Probably. I don't think I'll be taking any religious advice from TheGoobla anytime soon.

Xmung · Post by **Xmung** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 7:27 pm

Jaster! wrote:Lust? In Keenspace? That doesn't make any sense at all.

Lust in Keenspace!
Oh the pain! The pain!

ZOMBIE USER 16849 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 16849** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 8:31 pm

Okay Goob, I got a pretty relavent question for you.

I haven't told any of my personal friends that I've been doing this comic yet. You know, it's one of those "surprise" things. But in the process, I've had to fib a bit - when doing a page, I'd tell them, "I have a lot of homework..." or "I'm really tired." I'm feeling really guilty here. Have I sinned, even though I eventually intend to tell them?

Heffaloop · Post by **Heffaloop** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 4:44 am

TheGoobla wrote:Aw well. I hereby absolve the sins of everyone on this planet except for the following people (this list is subject to change):

That chick that wouldn't sleep with me
That dude that wouldn't sleep with me

So like, you mean everyone?

Bright spark · Post by **Bright spark** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 5:41 am

Yeah, theres probablygoing to be a lot of poeple with sins that are NOT going to absolved, coz they happened to bump Goob while he was walking one day when he was feeling irritable. So we all better be extra nice to him!!!!!!!

By the way, I'd like to be absolved, please

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 5:47 am

Soap Committee wrote:Okay Goob, I got a pretty relavent question for you.

I haven't told any of my personal friends that I've been doing this comic yet. You know, it's one of those "surprise" things. But in the process, I've had to fib a bit - when doing a page, I'd tell them, "I have a lot of homework..." or "I'm really tired." I'm feeling really guilty here. Have I sinned, even though I eventually intend to tell them?

Don't worry, I told them.

MariaAndMichelle · Post by **MariaAndMichelle** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 9:01 am

heffaloop wrote:
TheGoobla wrote:Aw well. I hereby absolve the sins of everyone on this planet except for the following people (this list is subject to change):

That chick that wouldn't sleep with me
That dude that wouldn't sleep with me
So like, you mean everyone?

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 1:10 pm

MariaAndMichelle wrote:
heffaloop wrote:
TheGoobla wrote:Aw well. I hereby absolve the sins of everyone on this planet except for the following people (this list is subject to change):

That chick that wouldn't sleep with me
That dude that wouldn't sleep with me
So like, you mean everyone?

Grrrr!

Soap Committee wrote:Okay Goob, I got a pretty relavent question for you.

I haven't told any of my personal friends that I've been doing this comic yet. You know, it's one of those "surprise" things. But in the process, I've had to fib a bit - when doing a page, I'd tell them, "I have a lot of homework..." or "I'm really tired." I'm feeling really guilty here. Have I sinned, even though I eventually intend to tell them?

You're going to hell! REPENT!! REPENT!!

Erm, I mean, choose one of the following, applicable to your religious beliefs.

1. Morality is subjective, it's not always so black and white. There are good lies and then there are bad lies.

2. We're all sinners, accept Jebus as your lord and saviour and he doesn't care how bad you are as long as you feel bad and repent.

3. Kill the infidels.

(But if you're going to worry about something, worry about cancer, not sin. At least we can prove that cancer actually exists. Just don't ask me to absolve you of your cancer.)