Random Ten Word Story!

Astral Blaze · Post by **Astral Blaze** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 2:00 pm

The rules are simple. Each person will add on TEN, note TEN, words to the story at once and you can't post twice in a row. Every once in a while, I'll close it off at a good point, repost the story and we'll see how stupid it is all at once. Then someone'll start a new one.

And try not to end it after two posts. It's no fun that way!

"One day, a jocular passerby was walking along when suddenly..."

Executor_Arthas · Post by **Executor_Arthas** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 2:05 pm

"A polar bear jumped out and started to molest him..."

Astral Blaze · Post by **Astral Blaze** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 2:12 pm

"The walker threw a styrofoam toothpick in the polar bear's eye."

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 2:48 pm

"But seems like bear was styrofoam-toothpick-resistable"

Astral Blaze · Post by **Astral Blaze** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 2:53 pm

So the pedestrian resorted to the excessive use of hammerspace...

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 3:26 pm

"...for a suicide. To avoid being eaten by a bear, he..."

Axonite · Post by **Axonite** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:42 pm

tried feeding himself to the nearest crocodile he could find,

Executor_Arthas · Post by **Executor_Arthas** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:51 pm

"which had already eaten exlax that morning so he got..."

Matt Lim · Post by **Matt Lim** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 5:06 pm

Bon Jovi to sing a song in order to rile...

Executor_Arthas · Post by **Executor_Arthas** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 5:12 pm

"...Skeletor from Snake Mountain where he had sex with BeastMan."

Plothole · Post by **Plothole** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 5:14 pm

Suddenly, a UFO from the planet blue Mimi appeared and...

Executor_Arthas · Post by **Executor_Arthas** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 5:16 pm

"Beamed Skeletor and BeastMan aboard to make a gay porno..."

Matt Lim · Post by **Matt Lim** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 5:21 pm

cooking show where they made souffle from natural extracts from...

Ti-Phil · Post by **Ti-Phil** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 5:25 pm

herbs and fruits growing into the forbidden garden of the

Executor_Arthas · Post by **Executor_Arthas** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 5:26 pm

"...giant Dongos from Dongo Cavern. Then the party proceeded to..."

Astral Blaze · Post by **Astral Blaze** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 6:19 pm

...dance around while stopping elephants with their long and hard...

Nishichi27 · Post by **Nishichi27** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 7:01 pm

swords, but the elephants were followed by rampaging herds of...

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 7:08 pm

...Pizzas, cheese, boobs, P*****s and everything else keenspacers talk about.

Astral Blaze · Post by **Astral Blaze** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 8:21 pm

...while other passersby could only gape, as steroid-enhanced monkeys...

PieceOfSkunk · Post by **PieceOfSkunk** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 9:20 pm

...flung steroid-enhanced poo at the advancing soldiers. Meanwhile, Skeletor...