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Well, I'll be starting the new chapter on Friday. It'll be the end of Fun With Temporal Anomalies, and throughout the whole thing I'll be doing something I call "Ask Professor Stupid."

Basically, it's Lester and Professor Trog answering questions and solving all the problems of the world.

Or acting like idiots, whatever.

So if you have deep philisophical questions about the meaning of life and the universe, need advice, or want to know some special tidbit of information about anything at all... ASK PROFESSOR STUPID!

Post your quandries here, or mail them to me, and maybe we'll get them answered!

Yay.
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Right-O!

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Dear Prof. Stupid.

I have been dropping hints for about a quarter year now, and no one has figured it out yet. Am I doing something wrong or is everyone just dense?

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*steeples fingers*

Excellent.
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What?

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But- but, that doesn't help me!

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Dear Prof Stupid.
Ok, so, like all my friends say I'm wearing sandals. But I know I'm not.

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Dear Professor Stupid:

Me and my friends where have a conversation on the meaning of life, like usuale I told them that it was to own a monkey and rule the world. But as usual some one tells me that I am wrong. So that is why I come to you, so once and for all I shall know!!
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Dear Proffessor Stupied:

Why do people with bad breath always want to tell you secrets?
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Just a little playful ribbing, Joe.

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That is funny cuz I do not have any ribs
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Okay... this is pissin' me off. I haven't been able to FTP to the site, and now my manual update thing no longer exists...

I wonder if Keenspace is having problems...?


*runs off to investigate*


EDIT: Okay. Roughly 3.5 seconds worth of investigation has led me to find that Keenspace is, in fact, having problems and that FTP -among other things- has been shut down until they're moved to a new server.

I've got almost 2 weeks worth of strips backed up, so we'll have one big chunk of pan out all at once when this is resolved.
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Post by Dutch Joe-my hero »

Dear professor stupid,

theres this guy, we will call him D.....Derick. he likes pie and lives in Kansas and is cool. I want a date with him but the problem is I have never met him. could you get me a date with him?

Thanx



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Derick?

Well, miss (I hope it is not mister) Derick is not my name, but pie is my game. I just wounder what is it that I did or do that makes you my hero?
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Post by Dutch Joe-my hero »

whoa whoa whoa lets downsize the fries here,

you seem a little upset about this Deri....I mean Dutch Joe. I guess you cought me. I was telling professor stupid your name was Derick so you wouldnt know I was talking about you, but obviously your over mastering wittyness has once again figured out the impossible, and that is another reason why your my hero. Im sorry if I caused any trouble Dutch Joe. I just Hope we can be friends.


Oh happy Valetines day by the way!

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Okay, y'all is creepin' me out.
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as with me, as with me
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sorry
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Ahhh, the billing and cooing of creepy lovebirds.
*Tosses about flower petals and eyeballs*

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mmMMmmm EYEBALLS!!!!
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Dear Prof. Stupied,

What is the best way to get rid of a stalker

I could use this answer soon
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I could really use the answer soon, cuz I am scared for my life!!!!
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