BUTCH VS. SPORKMAN IN MORTAL KEENBAT 5!!!

Damien Siemer · Post by **Damien Siemer** » Thu Nov 30, 2000 6:42 am

ATTENTION! SPORKMAN AND BUTCH FIGHT!
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Pyromancy · Post by **Pyromancy** » Fri Dec 01, 2000 1:03 am

REMATCH! REMATCH! REMATCH!------------------
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Pooga · Post by **Pooga** » Fri Dec 01, 2000 1:33 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by John T:
MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!Actually, if it makes you feel any better, I'll forfeit the win. I think SporkMan cheated. What the hell was that green shit he shot out of his hands?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Lime Jello, I think. The biggest problem was that Butch was put in the series too early. It couldn't go on with him winning all the time and stay fresh. It's a lot like professional wrestling in that respect. If they had saved him till later, and then had him beat by someone entirely unlikely, like BoxJamina or JoBeth, it would have played better. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">Pooga <IMG SRC="http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net6/oink.gif"> ------------------
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John T · Post by **John T** » Fri Dec 01, 2000 1:45 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Pyromancy:
REMATCH! REMATCH! REMATCH!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yeah! Glue Butch's upper-torso back on! I want a fair fight!------------------
John Troutman
The SporkMan Chronicles
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Damien Siemer · Post by **Damien Siemer** » Fri Dec 01, 2000 2:53 am

well, all fights are determined by a coin flip. i have no conrtol over who wins the battles. alos, do oyu really think Butch is dead? fools... he'll be back...------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 761 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 761** » Fri Dec 01, 2000 3:10 am

he better be...that pissed me off...butch losing to sporkman. sheesh! what's the world coming to?

John T · Post by **John T** » Fri Dec 01, 2000 4:22 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by squish squasher:
he better be...that pissed me off...butch losing to sporkman. sheesh! what's the world coming to?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey, if you take away Sporky's weird "green shit flinging" powers, he can still hold his own in a fight! I think the ol' Sporkster could beat Butch's homicidal ass from here to Kentucky.------------------
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The SporkMan Chronicles
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Damien Siemer · Post by **Damien Siemer** » Fri Dec 01, 2000 5:17 am

yeah, Sporkman man is a SUPER hero..
how could Butch, a powerless psycho killer, lose to him?------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 761 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 761** » Fri Dec 01, 2000 6:36 am

SPORKMAN IS STILL A DORK!

John T · Post by **John T** » Fri Dec 01, 2000 7:55 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by squish squasher:
SPORKMAN IS STILL A DORK!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Meanie. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">------------------
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The SporkMan Chronicles
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PDI · Post by **PDI** » Fri Dec 01, 2000 9:41 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Damien Siemer:
well, all fights are determined by a coin flip. i have no conrtol over who wins the battles. alos, do oyu really think Butch is dead? fools... he'll be back...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Of course he'll be back..don't you people watch the movies? The weird psycho-killer always returns.------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 761 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 761** » Fri Dec 01, 2000 10:58 am

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DIE BUTCH!!!!!!! WHY SPORKMAN? HE'S A DORK!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » Fri Dec 01, 2000 10:59 am

I am Jack's desire to see Butch gut the utensil-like superhero and use his skull to do gardening.

John T · Post by **John T** » Fri Dec 01, 2000 11:44 am

MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!Actually, if it makes you feel any better, I'll forfeit the win. I think SporkMan cheated. What the hell was that green shit he shot out of his hands?------------------
John Troutman
The SporkMan Chronicles
<A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sporkman.com</A>

Karva · Post by **Karva** » Fri Dec 01, 2000 11:55 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PDI:
 Of course he'll be back..don't you people watch the movies? The weird psycho-killer always returns.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I don't know man, he was cut in half, after all...

ZOMBIE USER 761 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 761** » Sat Dec 02, 2000 3:14 am

what? jackass....

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Sat Dec 02, 2000 8:22 am

Pfft. He'll regenerate. Actually, there'll now be two of him, he'll regenerate so well.------------------
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John T · Post by **John T** » Sat Dec 02, 2000 9:58 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Michael:
Pfft. He'll regenerate. Actually, there'll now be two of him, he'll regenerate so well.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>*Two* of him?!...Shit.------------------
John Troutman
The SporkMan Chronicles
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ZOMBIE USER 761 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 761** » Sat Dec 02, 2000 10:46 am

YEAH! TWO BUTCHES!! THE WORLD WILL NOW BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE!!P.S. JOHN TSORRY FOR CALLING SPORKMAN A DORK. I'M JUST UPSET THAT BUTCH LOST. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/frown.gif">

Gopher · Post by **Gopher** » Sat Dec 02, 2000 11:02 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by squish squasher:
SORRY FOR CALLING SPORKMAN A DORK. I'M JUST UPSET THAT BUTCH LOST. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/frown.g ... OTE>And you know he's sincere, since he was obviously crying on his keyboard through this, causing his caps lock key to become stuck.