Believe it. The Underground is going to begin its seven day marathon tomorrow. Where have I been, you ask? Fighting drunken Communist Inuits from their scout Igloos just under the Mason-Dixon line and fearlessly saving Democracy from Richard Nixon's living amputated hand. I'm back now, and better for it. Let us come together and forget the long silence and instead plow onward for a new, better tomorrow, a tomorrow which involves me getting laid...a lot....in new and inventive positions. Yes, truly it will be a great time for America.
-Matt "Gyro" Green