i need HHEEELLLPPP!

The nick of doom · Post by **The nick of doom** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 8:19 pm

ok this is just me being pathetic,
and asking if anyone knows a surefire way to stop a female making you feel guilty and bad about something?

Jamie! · Post by **Jamie!** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 8:28 pm

Cut off your big toe and say "Look what you made me do! Look! It hurts!"
Thus transmitting the guilt to them.

Carl Sjostrand · Post by **Carl Sjostrand** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 8:38 pm

Hmmm.... *ponders for a moment* Well, what's she making you feel guilty about? I might be able to come up with something then. I don't know of anything surefire that works for all situations. (Bad advice could get you killed)

Jamie! · Post by **Jamie!** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 8:52 pm

Actually, giveing Nick bad advice could get YOU killed. Just a friendly warning.

Carl Sjostrand · Post by **Carl Sjostrand** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 10:50 pm

Which is why I'm asking for more info. (Altho if it gets him killed, I'll just be haunted.)

The nick of doom · Post by **The nick of doom** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 4:29 pm

don't worry any advice shall do...
if its bad ill just do it then yell "don't hurt me carl said to do it"

Carl Sjostrand · Post by **Carl Sjostrand** » Sat Nov 16, 2002 8:53 pm

I'm doing research asking numorous females I know. They all said 'It depends'. Jsut what the hell did you do? I've also been asked your relationship with the girl in question.

Odd1 · Post by **Odd1** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 7:20 am

Ah, guilt tripping.. I take it we're talking about Liz here? The only way to solve this problem is... well it's one of the unwritten rules of the international-Liz-cult. Jamie was close with the cutting off big toe thing... Suspiciously close! O.o

Okay so you've got me. There is no secret cult of Liz's. There probably SHOULD be since there are so many of us world wide that we could easily overthrow our governments and go for world domination!!! *Thows head back* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What was the question again? Ah yes. I could try to advise you anyway, if you'd supply some details. It's pretty vague sounding right now.

Kirk · Post by **Kirk** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 7:47 am

Amsterdam? The percentage Dutchmen on this board just doubled

Odd1 · Post by **Odd1** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 8:09 am

American, actually. But living in Holland. Does that count?

The nick of doom · Post by **The nick of doom** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 3:17 pm

you know what im willing to bet...that there IS an international cult of the Liz's, and your just trying to make us think that it is just a silly idea so that we don't believe it...

AND HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS LIZ?

...jamie told you didn't he...

Kirk · Post by **Kirk** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 4:45 pm

How many Liz's are there anyways?

Liz: I live in Wormerveer, 10 kilometers above Amsterdam

Carl Sjostrand · Post by **Carl Sjostrand** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 5:30 pm

AHHH!!! A CLOUD PERSON!!!!

Jamie! · Post by **Jamie!** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 9:11 pm

the nick of doom wrote: ...jamie told you didn't he...

Hey!
she DOES read TDTOU you know!

....*cough*sortof*cough*

Odd1 · Post by **Odd1** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 11:46 pm

the nick of doom wrote:you know what im willing to bet...that there IS an international cult of the Liz's, and your just trying to make us think that it is just a silly idea so that we don't believe it...

AND HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS LIZ?

...jamie told you didn't he...

Um.... It's not important where I heard it. Right? I'm just trying to help here

Rognik · Post by **Rognik** » Mon Nov 18, 2002 11:29 am

As far as I know, there is only one fool-proof way to not feel guilty about something: stop caring. If you don't care about something, you can't be made to feel guilty. If not caring about the something is impossible, then make it SEEM like you don't care, unless not caring will fry you more.

In other words, you're probably screwed. Have fun!

Sworder2 · Post by **Sworder2** » Tue Nov 19, 2002 9:20 am

Hey! That's my strategy! You stole it!!

Oh well. I don't care.