My private, forum-less musings

Netrek · Post by **Netrek** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 7:32 am

I just realized that I write so many posts so fast, I start getting impatient while waiting for someone to reply. So I figured if I just made my own post to leave comments in, I can blab all I want and never get bored (I don't have a forum yet). Reply if you want; it can be therapy for all of us!

--Sij

Patach · Post by **Patach** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 8:18 am

Every 3 posts, one post is like this.

Usually with a subject line around the theme of: "Uh..." and "Wow!" and "Cheesecake is God, my Friend."

And then everybody replies acting like Lag Noggin.

"I once worshipped the Cheesecake, but it fell on the floor! Damn you Cheesecake! Damn you!"

ZOMBIE USER 11784 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 11784** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 8:45 am

Yeah, but look at the bright side. If people couln't make these posts, few people would have any reason to post.

It made sense when I thought it up.

Odd1 · Post by **Odd1** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 8:53 am

patach wrote:Every 3 posts, one post is like this.

Usually with a subject line around the theme of: "Uh..." and "Wow!" and "Cheesecake is God, my Friend."

And then everybody replies acting like Lag Noggin.

"I once worshipped the Cheesecake, but it fell on the floor! Damn you Cheesecake! Damn you!"

OH THE HORROR!!

All that beautiful cheesecake... Gone to waste...

Does worshipping it mean you're not allowed to eat it afterwards?

Not that I would eat cheesecake after it had been on the ground. Probably...

Only if it had caramel topping....

Patach · Post by **Patach** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 9:17 am

Does worshipping it mean you're not allowed to eat it afterwards?

If Cheesecake is God and you eat it... then God will be inside of you

God tastes very good!

ZOMBIE USER 11601 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 11601** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 9:19 am

Odd1 wrote:
patach wrote:Every 3 posts, one post is like this.

Usually with a subject line around the theme of: "Uh..." and "Wow!" and "Cheesecake is God, my Friend."

And then everybody replies acting like Lag Noggin.

"I once worshipped the Cheesecake, but it fell on the floor! Damn you Cheesecake! Damn you!"
OH THE HORROR!!

All that beautiful cheesecake... Gone to waste...

Does worshipping it mean you're not allowed to eat it afterwards?

Not that I would eat cheesecake after it had been on the ground. Probably...

Only if it had caramel topping....

Would I eat cheescake after it had been on the floor? Kinda depends on the floor... If it had a blue carpet, no way. Otherwise, maybe.

Odd1 · Post by **Odd1** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 9:22 am

forumite wrote:Would I eat cheescake after it had been on the floor? Kinda depends on the floor... If it had a blue carpet, no way. Otherwise, maybe.

Did you not hear the man? It's God! Show some freakin respect here

ZOMBIE USER 11601 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 11601** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 9:28 am

Sorry, I'm an athiest.
I should try to remember to respect other peoples beliefs, but it's hard to sometimes.

Odd1 · Post by **Odd1** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 9:31 am

Eh, it's okay. I'm pretty new at this cheese-cake worshipping thing myself. *sobs uncontrollably* You just really hit me deep with the carpet remark...

Patach · Post by **Patach** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 9:34 am

Sorry, I'm an athiest.

Obviously, for a dirty sinning heathen such as yourself, you would take what the Cheesecake has given you for granted!

ZOMBIE USER 11601 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 11601** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 9:40 am

Yes, and I suppose I'm corrupting your childrens minds with my "ridiculous" ideas about evolution...

Because how could a burger possibly "suddenly" turn into a bowl of ice-cream??

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 3:07 pm

Behold me for I created god!
Translation: I know how to make the cake.

What?
Well, I am Lag, after all! Tests don't lie!

Patach · Post by **Patach** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 4:49 pm

Translation: I know how to make the cake.

You do? Seriously, what's the recipe?

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 5:42 pm

Hey, I don't act like that all the time!

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*quickly nibbles cheesecake*

Umm... no... really...

*bolts*

I tells you! It's the 6 years of Forum posting! You all end up like me in the end! ALL OF YOU! ALL~~~ OF YOU~~~!

ZOMBIE USER 8124 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8124** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 7:40 pm

Then that would mean I have a tablet and I know how to make things in 3ds max, so turning into you would be good... ^_^

Kevin Wolf · Post by **Kevin Wolf** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 8:26 pm

If God, like the Force, does truly flow through all things as we are expected to believe, then we eat God all day long, and not just at communion.

In fact, I'm drinking a refreshing can of God as I type this.

Mmmmm...God...it's the Real Thing (TM).

ZOMBIE USER 12669 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12669** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 8:28 pm

Yeah...but then...
I can go really nasty here...I'll let you all use your imaginations...

Patach · Post by **Patach** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 8:30 pm

"If God is everywhere, is he in the toilet?" ~Matt Groening

ZOMBIE USER 12669 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12669** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 8:32 pm

Bingo...>_<

"The Defacation of God"...is that New Testament or Old?

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 3:02 pm

Well, first you have to grind cheese. Which is hard because cheese grinders are hard to find there days. You could find some blue bunny to nibble it into dust instead, but he usually asks to get paid. Now, when you finish with cheese grinding, ask me for the next part of the recipe.