This is kinda funny, because if you really didn't care, you wouldn't have posted this. Oh, and about the anime smiles, it really doesn't say anything good about your intelligence when you make fun of people for using them XP
Oh, and you shouldn't assume that you know more about comedy than us, and you also shouldn't make broad generalizations like the anime=slapstick thing, which is doubly funny because a lot of comedy is slapstick. Hell, most shows use slapstick at some point. Just making a point.
Oh, and just to piss you off, XP