Stump Kat with Simpsons quotes

[Justinpie]

One of Kathleen's innate abilities is to know nearly any fact about any Simpsons ep for like the first 12 years of the show! Go on, just ask her.

[Dalhar]

Not a Simpsons quote, but anyway:

Krazy Kat!

[ZOMBIE USER 6185]

Stump Kat with Simpsons Quotes?

Psssfh! Yeah, Good luck. Her knowledge of this subject probably rivals or exceeds my knowledge in this subject (I have dismissed the first 2 seasons and the last 3, Because they Have SUUUCKED).

It's more of a question than a quote (actually it is a question)

"What was the name of the Military school that Bart was sent to?"

Your move.

[Justinpie]

Okay, then I'll expand to general Simpsons trivia

What's Bart's (and Mr. Burns') blood type?
Which of Marge's sisters devoted her life to celibacy?
What is the name of the man who thought he was Michael Jackson?
What is Moe's real name ? (moe is a nickname)
What is Mr. Burns' FIRST name?
Name all the horses the Simpsons have owned.
What does Shelbyville have instead of lemons?
What is the full name of the doll Lisa invents?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?

[KathleenJ]

...starting out on a bad foot here...
I can't remember the name of the military school! I'm not going to cheat and look it up. All I remember is that it ended in ~wood, but it wasn't "Morningwood", cause that was a prison. Heh.
Point for Rob.
But I've got all yours, Justin.
*ahem*
Double O Negative.
Patty.
Leon Kampowsky.
Moemar! (sp?) And his last name's Syzlak.
Charles Montgomery.
Princess, and Duncan.
Turnips.
Lisa Lionheart (No! Stupid Lisa Garbage Face!)
The Stonecutters

Can I throw some trivia back, for whoever wants to tackle it? And fair enough, very early and recent episodes excluded for scattered sucking.
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What state was Ralph in the geography pageant?
What was the name of the convent school Milhouse's girlfriend got sent to?
"Whacking Day" was invented as an excuse to what?
What were at least three products seen on the "I Can't Believe They Invented It" show?
What was the name of Gabbo's ventriloquist human?
Who are Dr. Hibbert's TWO, seperately long lost brothers?
What's Terror Lake saluting with a parade (for reasons unknown)?
What does Apu have a university degree in?

[ZOMBIE USER 6185]

Ouch! these one's are tough, but here it goes...

Ralph: "I'm Idaho"

Saint Sebastians School For Wicked Girls.

It was an excuse to beat up the Irish (gentlemen start your wacking)

The Juice Loosener (IT'S WHISPER QUIET!), Spiffy Stain Remover.....um.... I forget the name, but it's the Sunblock That is also a Laxative.

Arthur Crandall

Hibbert's long lost brothers are Bleeding Gums Murphy (er was) and That guy that works at the Adoption Agency....or was it an oprhanage.

Parade was Hannibal Crossing the Alps.

Apu has a Doctorate in Computer Science from (Springfield Heights Institute of Technology)

Ugh! Too many questions. I say we keep the game down to (at the very most) 3 questions.

Get ready:
Name 3 stores that are in the "Hammock District"
and...
Which 2 actors did Jay Sherman (the Critic) say were Gay?


BTW: The School was Called Rommelwood


[edit:]ohhhhh yea, It just popped in my mind The suntan lotion/Laxative was Called "Sun n' Run"

[KathleenJ]

Hammocks R Us, Hammock Hut, and Mary Ann's Hammocks, on 3rd.
Second question: MacGyver, and Harvey someone.
Gahh, tripped up twice by things I only knew half of.

Okay, new questions.

What city and state is Superintendent Chalmers from?
What channel is Bumblebee Man on, and what's his show's sponsor?

[Justinpie]

Channel 47, I think. And the sponsor is Goya. "Supergracias a Goya!"

[ZOMBIE USER 6185]

What city and state is Superintendent Chalmers from?

New York. Have no idea what city it is (I think it might be Albany).


Halloween Special Questions:
1) What's on Candy Apple Island?
2) Who won the Presidental Election? Kang or Kodos?
3) What did Homer Get for free when he Bought the Evil Krusty Doll?

c'mon, these ones are easy.

Just out of curiousity. Do you think they will show the Simpsons episode where they go to New York City to pick up their car?

[KathleenJ]

Heh, yeah, it was Albany.
1) Apes. But they're not as big.
2) All hail President Kang! ..."Don't blame me...I voted for Kodos"
3) The frogurt is also cursed...but it comes with your choice of topping!
Actually, I have seen that New York episode on TV post 9/11. I was glad, because I liked it a lot and I was afraid they'd throw it in syndication purgatory forever.
More Halloween trivia:
1) What country are the Simpsons visiting when they buy the monkey paw?
2) Name three people the Devil Flanders picks for the jury in the soul-for-a-donut trial.

[Justinpie]

Bendict Arnold
Blackbeard the Pirate
Richard Nixon: "But I'm not dead yet!" (except now he is, though his head will be preserved and brought to life again as a cyborg)

I, too, have seen that NY episode post 9-11. The Towers weren't really a focus of it, unlike that Spider-Man promo.

Aw, but now they will have to rename the Lord of the Rings film.

Lord of the Rings 2: The Search For Gandalf!

[ZOMBIE USER 6185]

1) What country are the Simpsons visiting when they buy the monkey paw?

Morocco (Eww! Why would Princess Grace Live Here?)

Along with the Halloween theme, What does Grandpa Simpson say after this.
Bart: Wow Grandpa where did you get all this money?
(Hint: Was the Evil Krusty Doll episode).

[EteRock]

"The government. I didn't earn it I don't need it, but if they miss one payment I'll raise Hell!"


Did someone say Simpsons trivia? Dude I used to play this all the time in the (what else?) Simpsons triva chat room.


Ok I guess I'll continue the Halloween theme.


What were zombie Jimbo, Kearney and Dolph doing when the Simpsons pulled into the school?
What letter did Bart stop at with his book report?
Why wasn't Homer killed or turned into a mutant in The Homege Man?
What caused billboard/mascot characters to come to life and destroy Springfield and what stopped them?

[KathleenJ]

1) Kicking Zombie Skinner's head around.
2) Hmm! It's a kids' alphabet book, "from A Apple to Z Zebra", and then he admits he hasn't actually read all of it - did it specify what letter he stopped at?
3) He was checking out a bomb shelter out behind Herman's store.
4) They came to life when Homer stole Lard Lad's huge donut (plus some kind of supernatural disturbance in the air or something). They go away if you just don't look at them.

More Halloween Simpsons trivia comin atcha...

Where's Mr. Burns's vampire-ful country house?
What's the store Homer goes into when he falls out of the 3D world into the "real" world?
What was Bart's evil twin's name?

[ZOMBIE USER 6185]

In Pennsylvania (gah, Had to spell check it)
mmmmmm erotic cakes
Hugo

More Halloweenie trivia:
1) In the episode where the teachers were cooking the detention students, what did they turn the foreign exchange student into?
2) When Homer was using the matter transporter, what did Homer drink when he was "trying" get a beer out of the fridge? (FYI: that scene never fails to make me laugh)
3) In the episode where Dole and Clinton were replaced by aliens. What did the aliens spray Homer with so no one would believe his story?

[EteRock]

1) Kicking Zombie Skinner's head around.
2) Hmm! It's a kids' alphabet book, "from A Apple to Z Zebra", and then he admits he hasn't actually read all of it - did it specify what letter he stopped at?

J. That became a syndication cut for some reason.

3) He was checking out a bomb shelter out behind Herman's store.

While reading a Far Side calandar. "I don't get it.....don't get it.....don't get it.....dooooooon't get it...."

4) They came to life when Homer stole Lard Lad's huge donut (plus some kind of supernatural disturbance in the air or something). They go away if you just don't look at them.

With a song from Mr Paul Anka! "To stop those monsters one two three there's a little trick that's guarantied. Guaranty void in Tennessee. Just don't look just don't look. Just don't look just don't look"

[EteRock]

1) uter something, (uterwurst uterbraten)
2) ear medication
3) rum


What was so revolting about Burns' winter home?
What did Willie use to kill Martin?
What did Homer take from some boat down at the marina?

[ZOMBIE USER 6185]

It hosted a couple John Denver Christmas Specials
His tounge (Quickly get him out of here. Not into the Kindergarten Class! *Children Screaming*)
Life Jackets and AirHorns (they were just sitting in some guys boat).

Another "H-weenie" Question:
In "King Homer" why dosen't Smithers want to take marge with them on their voyage to Ape Island?

[KathleenJ]

In "King Homer" why dosen't Smithers want to take marge with them on their voyage to Ape Island?

"I think women and seamen don't mix."
"We all know what you think."
So...
Whose funeral were the alternate universe Simpsons going to, and in what vehicle?
What was the prize Bart won in the science fair for the mini universe Lisa created?

[EteRock]

Whose funeral were the alternate universe Simpsons going to, and in what vehicle?
What was the prize Bart won in the science fair for the mini universe Lisa created?

1) Aunt Patty and Selma, and umm the Lexus?
2) gift certificate, don't remember how much or for what.


Ok getting off the THOHs,

Name two of Homer's life long dreams.
According to the town charter what is Chief Wiggum supposted to recieve every month?
Who did Homer call his fourth child?
What item did Ned pick up at Mrs Glyck's table at the flea market/sale thing and how much was is being sold for.
Name three items Bart brought for show and tell.