you serious? eep...ph33r not, epic shall help you :B
First off, to do an image you write <img src="url of image goes here, like http://www.rpfanatic.com/images/monkey.gif"> Src stands for source :B
To do a link, you do <a href="url goes here"> text or image tag goes here </a>
and...what else did you need? image size? o.o int he image tag add the extra junk...
<img src="http://www.rpfanatic.com/images/monkey.gif" width=50 height=50> (you can use percents too, but the size will vary with the resolution of the computer viewing...)
Is that what you needed? If not, be more specific :B
That was kind of a nice break... 
Try Kazaa or WinMX. 