This is just plain twisted and evil

TheDimensionalMan · Post by **TheDimensionalMan** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 10:22 pm

I wish i could have pulled something like this off when i was in Junior High

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 3:44 am

Well go back to junior high and pull it off, then. Still, that last post in itself is a sad commentary...

Kanaeda Kuonji · Post by **Kanaeda Kuonji** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 7:24 am

I am so proud of Nip right now...he is an inspiration to all who seek revenge.

Remember, revenge is best served cold, with interest, and with fava beans and a nice chianti

Elliot N. Golunda · Post by **Elliot N. Golunda** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 10:10 am

"And so it begins..."

I know it's a ruse, but if it were real, wouldn't you think that Kay's father would skip Charlie's liver for a couple of other targets, somewhat lower down?

Oh wait, I forgot: this is a family-oriented strip. Mayhem galore, but keep the bawdy to a minimum!

I'm not sure who's being tortured worst: Charlie for his rotten personality, or us fans, in our eager anticipation.

Keep it coming Ralph!

Archae02 · Post by **Archae02** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 2:31 pm

I'm going to take a wild guess here as to what happens next.

One of Nip's cohorts is going to pose as "Father," and Charlie will end up putting on a dress to try and hide.

Then Nip calls attention to Charlie.

The JAM · Post by **The JAM** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 4:03 pm

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

Heh, you all said what I was going to say!

But I can add that whoever playes Kay's dad <i>if</i> he's not actually showing up, will be a HUGE lynx, or another type of carnivore and maybe Kay will say she's a mixed breed.

"Dad", as a carnivore, can very much eat someone's liver, with no question's asked...

The joke begins, mwhahahahahahahaha!!!

Until next time, remember:

I AM THE J.A.M.

Good evening.

[WARP!!!]

AtlantaMike · Post by **AtlantaMike** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 4:06 pm

Yanno, although I doubt he'd go along with it, but the Reverend from back home (the wolverine) would make an excellent stand-in for her father!

TheDimensionalMan · Post by **TheDimensionalMan** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 4:28 pm

Andrick wrote:Well go back to junior high and pull it off, then. Still, that last post in itself is a sad commentary...

can't, the SOB moved to parts unknown

With his trusty partner the Blue Cyclone

Kanaeda Kuonji · Post by **Kanaeda Kuonji** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 5:27 pm

The JAM wrote:[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

Heh, you all said what I was going to say!

But I can add that whoever playes Kay's dad <i>if</i> he's not actually showing up, will be a HUGE lynx, or another type of carnivore and maybe Kay will say she's a mixed breed.

"Dad", as a carnivore, can very much eat someone's liver, with no question's asked...

The joke begins, mwhahahahahahahaha!!!

Until next time, remember:

I AM THE J.A.M.

Good evening.

[WARP!!!]

Hmmm...maybe, for added effect, the "dad" should bring Fava Beans and a nice Chianti, for that "Silence of the Lambs" effect that would strike horror in those who see it.

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 6:39 pm

It looks like Charlie is getting the screws put to him literally.

Fasten your seatbelts folks, the ride's started and there's gonna be a few nasty twists and turns before too long.

Random George · Post by **Random George** » Thu Oct 17, 2002 6:37 am

i just have this vision of a conversation:

'son, my little girl says you got her drunk, and took advantage of her.'
'i never touched her.'
'are you callin my little angel a LIAR?'
'well, i, uh..i, uh...'
'boy, i sure hope you're prepared to do the right thing by my baby girl. i don't much want you as a son-in-law, but that can't be helped now. you've got a good job, i hope. babies are expensive and i won't have my little princess go wanting...'

hee hee!

geo

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Thu Oct 17, 2002 9:02 am

Mr. Overlord Maam Sir? I thought you were a mystic and not a psychic.

Charlie's apparently has thrown a twist in things. He acted somewhat nobly. Who knew?

Kanaeda Kuonji · Post by **Kanaeda Kuonji** » Thu Oct 17, 2002 2:49 pm

Squeaky Bunny wrote:Mr. Overlord Maam Sir? I thought you were a mystic and not a psychic.

Charlie's apparently has thrown a twist in things. He acted somewhat nobly. Who knew?

On the other hand, he also strung her along making her think that he had done so...now, this makes it all the more important to teach him a course in payback 101, and make sure he never plays this sort of mindgame with anyone else.

Stoker Bramwell · Post by **Stoker Bramwell** » Thu Oct 17, 2002 8:23 pm

On the one hand, I'm glad to see that nothing really happened.

On the other hand, I personally think that Charlie is even MORE of a jerk for leading her on like this than he would have been if anything actually HAD happened. After all, if they had slept with each other, then he would have at least had the semi-excuse of being drunk...but this is just plain MEAN.

Here's waiting to see him get his.

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Sat Oct 19, 2002 11:16 am

Well, things are set in motion. First Chralie gets milked, next he gets creamed! Soon he'll be cowed and then there will be no more bull from him.

To paraphrase, to heir is human. to moo, bovine.

Elliot N. Golunda · Post by **Elliot N. Golunda** » Sat Oct 19, 2002 6:48 pm

Expect a stampede of mutton but bull puns, thanks to that cattle-call for wordplay.

Archae02 · Post by **Archae02** » Sat Oct 19, 2002 6:55 pm

Elliot N. Golunda wrote:Expect a stampede of mutton but bull puns, thanks to that cattle-call for wordplay.

Why, were ewe planning to start them?
Especially the ones that are really baaaaaad?

I feel kind of sheepish though.

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Sat Oct 19, 2002 7:13 pm

I've got no beef with you. Why lambaste me?

TheDimensionalMan · Post by **TheDimensionalMan** » Sat Oct 19, 2002 9:22 pm

Squeaky Bunny wrote:Well, things are set in motion. First Chralie gets milked, next he gets creamed! Soon he'll be cowed and then there will be no more bull from him.

To paraphrase, to heir is human. to moo, bovine.

Gee, how reVEALing

Elliot N. Golunda · Post by **Elliot N. Golunda** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 8:16 am

Squeaky Bunny wrote:I've got no beef with you. Why lambaste me?

What heifer are you talking about? I was only ribbing you. If I genuinely had a T-bone to pick with you, then I would be busting your chops.

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This is just plain twisted and evil

This is just plain twisted and evil

Somewhere, I hear a Vorlon saying...

Just a guess here......

Furthermore...

Re: Furthermore...

A negative reaction from a positive result

Oh mien Papa

Re: Oh mien Papa

Kow-tows to Ralph

I herd that!

Re: I herd that!

Ram-a lamb-a ding dong

Re: Kow-tows to Ralph

Re: Ram-a lamb-a ding dong