Even days you suck, odd days you blow.

Wiebe · Post by **Wiebe** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 10:45 pm

Krazy Krow wrote:My comic is the greatest thing since Christ's Second Coming. I command you all to read!

What? He came?

Damn!

I mean...

Darn!

Krazy Krow · Post by **Krazy Krow** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 10:55 pm

Wiebe: Well, you looked so peaceful sleeping I didn't want to wake you.

And remember kids, forced oral sex might look funny in comics. But in real life, teeth hurt.

Wiebe · Post by **Wiebe** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 11:00 pm

As you well know, us Webcartoonists need our sleep. 8)

Jamie! · Post by **Jamie!** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 11:01 pm

Krazy Krow wrote: And remember kids, forced oral sex might look funny in comics. But in real life, teeth hurt.

Now THAT is what we should be learing in our schools!

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Fri Sep 27, 2002 7:53 am

That's why it helps to knock their teeth out first.

Or you can get these gags that force their jaw open but have a hole for easy access to the face fucking.

McBean · Post by **McBean** » Fri Sep 27, 2002 10:03 am

ZOMBIE USER 9264 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 9264** » Fri Sep 27, 2002 1:46 pm

You people are so wrong!!! All so WRONG!!!

My head hurts!

I mean I've made my fair share of evil comments in the past but...GAH!

ZOMBIE USER 10963 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 10963** » Fri Sep 27, 2002 2:24 pm

McBean wrote:

I second that.

Even though I do agree with the teeth being knocked out.

ZOMBIE USER 7782 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 7782** » Fri Sep 27, 2002 3:15 pm

thirded, that's sick

Cindermain · Post by **Cindermain** » Fri Sep 27, 2002 3:52 pm

FOURTHED.

Especially since not all the teeth get knocked out when hit once...you get shards (owie)!

Good Lord, I've been corrupted by Ghastly!

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Fri Sep 27, 2002 9:18 pm

Dear lord... if you think that's bad then you'd better not look at this!

Am I even human anymore?

ZOMBIE USER 8124 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8124** » Fri Sep 27, 2002 9:31 pm

No, I think you lost it some time long ago...

...long, long ago... ^^

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Fri Sep 27, 2002 9:38 pm

I'm just going to sit back now and count the seconds until an angry christian parent's group launches a class-action suit against me.

It's coming. I feel it in my bones.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Fri Sep 27, 2002 9:41 pm

*not gonna look, not gonna look, not gonna lo--*

AW JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Krazy Krow · Post by **Krazy Krow** » Sat Sep 28, 2002 12:38 am

Well, why not? There are lobster bibs...

I haven't had any sales for my spread-eagled succubus aprons so far. I dunno why, buyers are fickle.

ZOMBIE USER 7833 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 7833** » Sat Sep 28, 2002 5:25 am

That's not scary. The scary thing is I bet people will actually buy that. And then use it. A lot.

Jamie! · Post by **Jamie!** » Sat Sep 28, 2002 5:51 am

Ghastly wrote:I'm just going to sit back now and count the seconds until an angry christian parent's group launches a class-action suit against me.

If that's what you fear Ghastly, never come to my place for dinner.
Ever.
My mum would nail you to a cross.

ZOMBIE USER 12015 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12015** » Sat Sep 28, 2002 7:07 am

Ghastly wrote:Dear lord... if you think that's bad then you'd better not look at this!

Am I even human anymore?

Ahh.. Ghastly. I'm loving this mind of yours.

You're a great, sick man. That's totally a compliment in my book.

Nick Sacco · Post by **Nick Sacco** » Sat Sep 28, 2002 9:03 am

Heh, knowing from which where Ghastly comes from, I'm not the least bit surprised.

Bunch of sickies them AGNPHers are.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Sat Sep 28, 2002 9:28 am

Holy crap!

What's really shocking is all the E-mail in my box this morning saying "Hey! Great new product. I've just been able to cross half the people I know off my christmas shopping list. Thanks!"

I can't wait to see my wife's reaction to this new bit o' swag.