kathleenJ wrote:It's just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!
Hey, welcome to the board!
Hee hee, for pretty much every quote that gets mentioned, I think "Damn! How did I miss THAT one?"
I'm a total Simpsons freak too. For any of these quotes, in a split second I could give you the context, and the lines that go before and after it.
Heh I'm the same way. Give me a quote and most of the time I can tell you what episode it came from, newer eps are a problem though since I haven't seem them that many times. I use to be able to quote entire episodes haven't done that in a while though. I need to find that place with the Simpsons trivia again. I was always in the top 5. Reading all these quotes have brought back a lot of memories.
Shopkeeper: The toy is cursed.
Homer: That's bad
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogret.
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogret is also cursed
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free chose of topping
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The topping contain (something I forgot the exect word)
Shopkeeper: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?
Bart: So where does this bastard live?
Bart: What? His parents aren't married it's a correct term, I looked it up.
Homer: I guess he has us there.
Bart: Bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard.
Homer: Trying is the first step towards failure.
Dr Nick: Hi everybody!
(in a lesbian bar)Homer: Somethings not right here. Wait a minute I know! This lesbian bar has no fire exit! Enjoy your death trap ladies.
Woman: What's her problem?
(while riding a cart)Homer: Must kill Moe WEEEEEEEE! Must kill Moe WEEEEEEE!
Moe: Hey if you guys are getting high off those fumes I'm going to have to start charging you.
(drunk)Homer: So I says 'Blue m&m red m&m doesn't matter they all end up the same color in the end.' You are so hot. If I wasn't married I'd do you in an instant! I'm sorry, please don't tell my wife I oh hey a penny. (falls the the floor)
Homer: Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. I've seen teams suck before but these were the suckiest bunch of sucks to ever suck.
Homer: Oh got to go, my damn wiener kids are listening.
Lisa: We are not wieners!
This one always makes me laugh for some reason. It's from the 138th special where Troy was answering "fan mail"
Mail: I think Homer gets stupider every year.
Troy: That's not a question.
is a commie plot!
Girl, you must be from another time one where awesomeness was not confined
Cause awesomeness is awesome, baby
But not like you, you're so awesome I say yeah
How'd you get so awesome, baby?
From drinking lots of awesome juice?
The awesome juice has worked, hooray awesomeness ooh-ooh