the best spam EVER

[GDI]

From : vortex@purple.com <vortex@purple.com>
Subject : Attention time travelers and aliens (29283)
Date : Sun, 26 Aug 2001 12:34:18 -0400 (EDT)


If you are an alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel
physically through time I need your help!

Also if you are from, I'm not sure this is the correct pronunciation: The planet
(Valnator) please reply.

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed by a very evil women of my
past.

I need to be able to:

Travel physically back in time.

Rewind my life including my age.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being
tampered with again after I go back.

I am in great danger and need this immediately!

Only if you are an alien or have this technology please send me a separate email
to:

core0139@aol.com


Thanks

[GDI]

I got the above email last August, and I still can't bring myself to delete it. There is just something about it. I have no idea who that person is, and I've never heard from him again. I wonder how it turned out for him.

[Fs]

Had he gone back in time he would have never sent you that letter.



That's too bad. I threw my time machine away last week. You won't believe the trouble I caused trying to obtain a case of crystal clear pepsi.

[GDI]

If you ask me it doesnt work like that. Time is sort of the progression of events. Imagine time as a river. The river generally goes one way, but you can get out and go back up if you want to. If you go back up the river and ,ess with the water that is behind the water that you were in it has no effect on the watter that you were in, because that water is going away as fast as the water behind is moving up.


Not that you can step out of time and walk back uphill.

[Fs]

Oh I get it. It's sort of like that song "Time" by the Alan Parson's Project.


Time is flowing like a river,
To the sea,
Goodbye my love,
Maybe for forever,
Goodbye my love,
The tide waits for me,

Who knows when we shall meet again,
If ever.

And Time keeps flowing like a river,
To the sea,
'Till its gone forever,
Gone forever,
Gone forever... *twinkle*


See? I understand!

[GDI]

I hate you. Fucking christ I hate you so much.

Why the hell can't my friends ever register or post on topic? Don't let those two guys that I don't know show you up, man.

[Fs]

Or feel you up.

[Dezmodus]

there i registered you punkasses. i tried to do it before i posted my first comment, but it kept freezing up on the submit button.

as for the topic, people are stupid, if aliens actually saw us, they'd leave and wouldn't bother.