by THE TRAVIS on Fri Jul 05, 2002 11:11 pm
first 2 weeks of august would be best, wifes gonna be camping with her parents far far far away....we'll sit around camp fires sipping coors out of a dirty shoe, we'll shoot indians.. i mean deer!! and leave em to rot in the harsh sun, at night we'll listen to the heavens rumble, dallas will get scared but we'll say"don't worry man, its only Bonzo doing a soundcheck in heaven", we'll sniff ants as a tribute to ozzy, only to piss on his new Osbournes pillow and blanket, we'll call chad a polack, kevin a bohunk, dallas a fruit, and chris and myself masters cuz you know well, we're german so...and then we'll slit that motherfucker borderguard Corky's throat and violate him with an aerosol can like i heard about on the news, and we'll laugh years from now about those Glory Days.
"There are 2 types of people in this world: Those who listen to Led Zeppelin, and those who don't" - Travis Kammerer