Krow!

DeafRei · Post by **DeafRei** » Mon Jul 01, 2002 5:15 pm

I heard that you dropped in <b>the channel</b> a couple times while I was gone. Anyways, just swinging by to let you I've been thinking of you (in a non gay way most of the time).

Krazy Krow · Post by **Krazy Krow** » Mon Jul 01, 2002 9:41 pm

Aww, I feel all cozy now. I'm there almost everyday, in and out for 5 minutes at a time. Soon as I find a computer with working USB ports, I'll upload my photos. I thought of you when I saw the airsoft store with a gold-plated Mauser Broomhandle, and the giant motorized crab. A crab is almost a lobster.

Wednesday · Post by **Wednesday** » Sat Jul 06, 2002 4:03 pm

hehehe, you know the crab also? that shit fucking scares me.

btw, there used to be a blacksmith shop there (i shit you not, a blacksmith in the middle of kyoto), a block or so from the crab in another triangle-shaped intersection. apparently they used to create tempered steel...dildos. literally.
krow, can you check if thats still there also?

Rann · Post by **Rann** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 12:11 am

Well, they had to make 'em out of SOMEthing before rubber and latex and so on came along... and with wood, you've always got the chance of splinters.
(Still, dunno about metal... seems a good way to chip a tooth.)

Krazy Krow · Post by **Krazy Krow** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 8:30 pm

wednesday: Another ex-expatriate? Cool. I'll look around, I could always use another souvenir

Although metal sounds like it'd be really cold, and stick in the winter.

Wednesday · Post by **Wednesday** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 11:48 am

nah, i'm back in the states now. and if you really want a good souvenir, get the "Master ChickenFucker" shirt i've seen.

Wednesday · Post by **Wednesday** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 10:41 pm

and krow, do you speak japanese?

Krazy Krow · Post by **Krazy Krow** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 11:57 pm

Next time I buy clothes, I'm heading to this place:

I wouldn't call my japanese fluent, but yesterday I made a somewhat passable presentation on myself to my co-workers. The only mishap was when I explained that when my parents met, my father worked for a bank, and my mother was a junior high school teacher. My tongue slipped and instead I said that she was a junior high school student.

I think I managed to explain that it was a mistake and my dad isn't a lolicon pervert, but I still don't trust my japanese thatn well.[/img]

Wednesday · Post by **Wednesday** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 12:47 pm

how long are you there for?

Krazy Krow · Post by **Krazy Krow** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 8:11 pm

1 year.

Hellbent · Post by **Hellbent** » Sat Jul 13, 2002 6:21 pm

they made damascus dildoes?

Krazy Krow · Post by **Krazy Krow** » Mon Jul 15, 2002 4:47 pm

Hellb: Not quite damascus, Japanese ones are martensite folded over an inner core of spheroidite. This gives great ductility as well as hardness.

Rann · Post by **Rann** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 2:00 am

Y'know, on the subject of strange dildos, someone should make and sell a kit that allows to to melt down CDs and pour the plastic into a mold to make a dildo.
That'd definitely be one for the "Big List Of Things To Do With AOL Disks". Hey, if you use their service, you're already gonna get fucked up the ass, might as well go all the way...

Krazy Krow · Post by **Krazy Krow** » Sun Jul 21, 2002 4:48 pm

I remember seeing a make-your-own-dildo kit somewhere a while back. I think the idea was for guys to use themselves as a mold then give the finished product to their SO.

Rann · Post by **Rann** » Sun Jul 21, 2002 4:51 pm

Yeah, there was a link to that in the Sexy Losers forum from the comic where the chronic masturbating guy made a mold of his cock for his sister's birthday present.
(On an interesting note, when someone pointed out that CMG was using a kind of mold that would "cook his dick like crispy fried chicken", I think Hard's response was along the lines of 'Fuck you', whereas he expected everyone to be utterly familiar with Japanese bar waitresses.)

Krazy Krow · Post by **Krazy Krow** » Sun Jul 21, 2002 5:05 pm

Those accursed exothermic reactions!