Forum game: Story Time!

Dalhar · Post by **Dalhar** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 12:29 pm

The Gorbo-copter was sad at having gotten such a large dent in its fine laquered body, and as Gorbatchev presented himself to Dylan with a firm handshake and a short hug at each chin, he told Dylan to repair the Gorbo-copter.

And yeah, it's fun to be a third-grader again!

Justinpie · Post by **Justinpie** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 2:38 pm

"I'll go find some hammers!" said Dylan.

ConcordR · Post by **ConcordR** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 2:54 pm

Dylan ran off to find hammers as Ultimate Badger and Gorbatchev engaged in meaningless chit-chat. Dylan returned with the hammers and yelled 'Yeah! Lets play the Hammer game!' and handed out the hammers.

KathleenJ · Post by **KathleenJ** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 4:28 pm

Then someone accidentally said "It's hammer time!" into a mirror and turned around three times...and MC Hammer appeared.

ConcordR · Post by **ConcordR** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 6:15 pm

MC did his crazy hammer dance in his crazy parashuit pants. Ultimate badger freaked and ran away from all the hammer madness, and the large pile of dung

Justinpie · Post by **Justinpie** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 6:33 pm

"God, I just KNOW Dylan like totally smashed our car or something," said Denny, as he sat nervously on the couch. "What is TAKING him so long?!"

Kalmazoo702 · Post by **Kalmazoo702** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 11:07 pm

But then, like a flash of lightning!
FLASH!
Gamera appeared out of thin air!
"Hooray!" said a wiry, Dondi-like Japanese child, "Gamera saves children!".
And thus began an EPIC BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!!

Justinpie · Post by **Justinpie** » Sat Jun 29, 2002 12:10 am

"Not on Gorbachev's watch!" yelled Gorbachev, and began to charge up for his Double Tsuihikidan attack...

Dalhar · Post by **Dalhar** » Sat Jun 29, 2002 12:31 am

"Oh, I just knew it! When you're going to have an PIC BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!! your're going to have someone to have an EPIC BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!! against!", Ultimate Badger observed from behind a medium-sized hedge, secretly admiring Gorbatchev for taking such a huge task upon himself.

KathleenJ · Post by **KathleenJ** » Sat Jun 29, 2002 3:26 pm

Dylan yelled some random insults and hurled some dung at the combatants, and then ran and hid with Ultimate Badger behind the hedge.

Kalmazoo702 · Post by **Kalmazoo702** » Sat Jun 29, 2002 4:58 pm

Kazaam! Gorbachev fired a deadly beam of

Justinpie · Post by **Justinpie** » Sat Jun 29, 2002 6:15 pm

leftover water from boiled hot dogs!

Dalhar · Post by **Dalhar** » Sun Jun 30, 2002 1:32 am

Gamera immediately ducked, but alas, the water took a spin downwards right as it left the hot container, and Gamera could only squawk as the dung on his face was cleaned off, and the Gorbo-copter gasped at his friend the great Gorbachev could do such a bad thing.

Kalmazoo702 · Post by **Kalmazoo702** » Sun Jun 30, 2002 12:31 pm

"Ha HA!" said Gorbachev, laughing manically, "I'll reconstruct you like I did the USSR!"

Dalhar · Post by **Dalhar** » Sun Jun 30, 2002 1:10 pm

"We've got to do something!", said

Justinpie · Post by **Justinpie** » Sun Jun 30, 2002 3:19 pm

...Denny. "Dylan still hasn't come home yet, and I'm worried about him. Well, not him, but that car's expensive!"

Dalhar · Post by **Dalhar** » Mon Jul 01, 2002 5:23 am

"Aye, Capn!", Kris smacked hand into head, more than sufficiently bored of old video games.

KathleenJ · Post by **KathleenJ** » Mon Jul 01, 2002 4:02 pm

"But we don't have transportation to find him!" whined Denny.
"Hmm," said Kristan, considering the options and looking out the window, "y'know, I bet we could both fit on that-"

Justinpie · Post by **Justinpie** » Mon Jul 01, 2002 4:58 pm

300 foot tall turtle!

Kalmazoo702 · Post by **Kalmazoo702** » Mon Jul 01, 2002 11:04 pm

Aw, it got too small!
It was
WITH LASER GUIDED EYES!

Edit- Still doesn't compare to the time I posted the entireity of Paradise Lost on a forum, some time ago.