Happy Canada Day...

Happy Canada Day...

Postby Prankster on Mon Jul 01, 2002 6:14 am

Just wanted to say it.
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Postby Unspoken on Mon Jul 01, 2002 4:03 pm

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

And now, all rise for the American Pledge of Allegience!
Oh wait, they ruled that unconstitutional anyhow, such a shame.

:wink:

If you're wondering how I know the words to O Canada, it's on the South Park movie soundtrack.
We've lost the ability to distinguish
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tha rhed and wat swat-ehr ah tha Toe-rahn-tah Mepple leffs

Postby Redmenace5 on Tue Jul 02, 2002 11:20 am

Happy Canada day to you, too. Drink some maple syrup for me, eh? Or however it is that you celebrate Canada Day, do it to the extreme.
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Postby Prankster on Tue Jul 02, 2002 7:47 pm

Generally, we all put on toques and say "aboot" until we pass out.

You know, there's actually a little cottage industry in Canadian humour in mocking lame American jokes about Canada. Especially our beer commercials. In one, an annoying woman at a party starts talking to a Canadian guy. "Oh, you're from Canada? Do you know Glen, from Canada? He works in an office, in Canada...says 'eh' a lot..."

"Of course, Office Glen!" Replies the Canadian. "He's dead." Then he walks off, feigning sadness.

In another, a bunch of Americans accost a Canadian in a bar, mockingly. "Hey! Canadian! Where's your pet beaver! Hahahaha!"

"Right here," responds the guy, and pulls out a rabid beaver who latches on to the guy's throat.

Forgive me, Molson's commercials are the only distinct cultural accomplishment in Canada. Everything else is imported.
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An amusing joke told to me by a Canadian once

Postby Redmenace5 on Tue Jul 02, 2002 9:11 pm

Speaking of which, how is American beer like sex in a canoe?

They're both fucking close to water.
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