I am the undisputed master of the abandoned Jack forum!

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Cypress
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I am the undisputed master of the abandoned Jack forum!

Post by Cypress »

Hahahaaa! there will be a new dictator in these here parts, you will call "El Duce ex Machina!" I will rule this forum with a jello mold fist I will... I will... *Sniff*... I feel so lonely.

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CPOK
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CPOK the murder...

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CPOK walks up behind Cypress and shoots him in the back of the head...not anymore mate...
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but bribery gets me everywhere!
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Andrick
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Post by Andrick »

Il Duce?!? Wasn't that Mussolini? Dude, you don't wanna' be him; he was executed by his own people (shot, kinda' like you just getting plugged by CPOK) and then hung upside down in the town square as a gesture of shame.

Hmm... *grabs Cypress' body by the legs, wraps some rope around them and proceeds to hoist him up the flagpole feet first* There you go. Just like you wanted: Il Duce ex Machina.

Say the word and I'll cut you down. :wink:
"I don't know why, but watching 12-year old Japanese girls flinging their school uniforms at each other was wildly entertaining." - Azrael, Japanese Exchange Teacher.

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